pineapple princess 🔒: one time my friend dan said, "my grandfather died of butt fever when he was 4 years old" and i said "if he died when he was 4, how are you here?" and he said "oh, i just live like, an hour away"

one time my friend dan said, "my grandfather died of butt fever when he was 4 years old" and i said "if he died when he was 4, how are you here?" and he said "oh, i just live like, an hour away"

"Butt Fever" sounds like it would've been the name of a very bad rock song.

…from an 80s glam rock band, yeah?

Damn right 😎

I'm gonna need a big think on this one

dan is very wise

Is Dan sure it wasn't butt rot, which is an actual thing?** ** if his grandfather was a tree

Ok tell me more about this Dan, seems like a real character

Grandpa had game

Makes sense

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