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I finally escaped twitter
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This is going to ruin the tour
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Can we update the saying "he fiddled as Rome burned" to "he ate vanilla ice cream and napped as the world burned"
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The surest sign yet we're fucked
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France: we want to change the work week to 35 hours *burns down capitol* America: our president's are now God kings *let's blame voters*
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Joe biden about to do some official heavy petting and sniffing of local children, stay safe out there
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Is it too much to just get "I saw it coming" tattoed on my head? Then I can just tap it every time a Democrat acts shocks and asks who could have seen this coming between sobs.
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The presidential debate should make all voters get worked up and donate to elder abuse causes
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What did jj bleday do to the people working at MLB the show to make him look like this?
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I just hit 536 foot homerun in MLB the show and I'm so proud of myself
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Google '40 percent of cops' to find out what the cops not in this story were doing instead
“Last year, I noticed a line in a story about the killing of Tyre Nichols. The New York Times mentioned that a number of the Memphis, Tennessee, officers knew their body cameras were on and pummeled Nichols anyway. The fact that they were being recorded didn’t deter them at all.”
21 Bodycam Videos Caught the NYPD Wrongly Arresting Black Kids on Halloween. Why Can’t the Public See the Footage?www.propublica.org ProPublica editor-at-large Eric Umansky started investigating police oversight after an NYPD officer hit a teenager with a car in 2019. In the years since, he’s learned how police departments have und...
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"Be one or the other!" she said promoting buff gays
In February, Republican Missouri Secretary of State candidate Valentina Gomez burned LGBTQ books. Now, she’s telling Missourians that they shouldn’t be “weak and gay.”
'Don't be weak and gay': Book-burning Missouri Secretary of State candidate shares hateful videowww.dailydot.com In February, she burned LGBTQ books.
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Who up playin wit they worm?
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The MLB app playing an add for some anti biden documentary between innings is so cringe
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Remember when Nancy Pelosi and other crypt keepers did that weird kneeling picture lmao
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Why don't the college protesters just say there's an active shooter on campus? The cops would be too busy hiding outside to harass them anymore.
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Fallout was great I love them. problematic 300 year age gap
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No more allowing academics who can’t be bothered to condemn a genocide to act like they have anything to do with radical movements. The secret is that there are people smarter than them working at 7/11 and struggling to make rent each month. We can do our own intellectual work.
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Finnegan everybody's pick to become closer out again this year smashed by a comebacker on his forearm. We are going to be watching AA pitchers very soon in the majors, pitchers dropping like flies.
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Hicks for the giants 10 strikeouts in 5 no hit innings. Like I know it's the A's but man he is filthy. He's going to carry my fantasy leagues this year I'm telling you. How many double digit strikeout starts have you seen in spring training games??
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I don't know if anyone on here plays fantasy baseball but I don't know anyone in my actual life who does, so I just have to get this off my chest. Someone spent over half their faab on garret crochet and in a different league someone spent 60% on Colton cowser and I'm dieing.
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I've been to college, so I can for sure tell you 78,000 people is not very many out if the 43,000,000 Americans saddled with student loans
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Lmao
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She's gonna show Jesus how to do a real Easter return
EXCLUSIVE | Kate Middleton’s return to public life will be marked with a “big bang” return to the limelight on Easter Sunday, March 31, friends of the royals have told The Daily Beast.
Kate Middleton Plans ‘Big Bang’ Easter Sunday Return to Public Lifewww.thedailybeast.com A friend of Kate’s and a friend of King Charles tell The Daily Beast that they expect, and hope, that Kate will attend church alongside other royals on Easter Sunday, March 31.
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I want to be the first astronaut to saltburn the moon
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It's crazy that every single religion past or present has the same thing in common. They are all completely made up nonsense that have no value or meaning. I mean whoa isn't that nuts?
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this is like your mom saying “no McDonald’s, we have food at home” except back home she drowns you in the bathtub
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Can't wait for the Toby Keith saltburn challenge
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Really honing in on the “expected their adult children to still love them” crowd
I hope some future political psychologist writes a dissertation on how Trump addresses his supporters. I want to stress, this is a fundraising email...his people are not saying this to "own the libs." This is intended to garner a positive response from rank and file Republicans.