@squindar.bsky.social: "Kids, if your neighbor is doing yard work on Sunday, you must go throw rocks at them. The State and the Bible say so."

Oklahoma State Superintendent Ryan Walters issued this memo today requiring teachers in all schools to keep a Bible in their classroom and teach from it as a historical document. (Via KOCO 5 News)

Please yes, teach kids the earth is only 5328 years old, or that it’s okay to stone people to death for doing yard work on the Sabbath. No way that doesn’t backfire.

"Kids, if your neighbor is doing yard work on Sunday, you must go throw rocks at them. The State and the Bible say so."

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