I have about 50 hours in Elden Ring. Never beat the original, and I generally really suck at the game but I have fun exploring around with my cheesy Astrologer. But I find the story so inscrutable that every time I read a “spoiler” I have no idea what or whom they are talking about.
(reading the description of a sword in my inventory) whoa i cant believe the evil boss duke of farts was really the prince of poops the whole time, whose wife is in a coma…. im not crying youre crying
