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When did Reality decide to become nothing but cursed images? "Viral" culture commandeered by capitalism is going to break me one of these days, jfc
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Yeah, what @stelsadick.bsky.social said is accurate and someone at Nissin is probably working in a lab, as we speak, making even more disgusting, synthetically/artificially flavored abominations. YAY 🙃
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Their curry cups are good, but nobody asked for these 😭
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I even get random cravings for their normal Cup Noodles but this is just... FOUL 🤢
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If you wanted maple syrup noodles wouldn’t you just make that with actual syrup? Was this something people were doing? I can’t understand the demand they think these products will have.
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I think they think people will be so taken w them *existing* that they'll buy them (a la the Dune popcorn bucket) but they don't seem to grasp that the "viral"ness of a lot of these things is the obliviousness of/in their creation: deliberately manufacturing something like this is just... Lame.
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It's disgustingly real. They also have a breakfast one w pancakes, sausage, and syrup as well as an everything bagel with cream cheese one.
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Indeed. Please forgive me if I've ruined your morning.
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