“I’ll get helium balloons, I’ll get kratom, I’ll get caprese salad, I’ll get a handful of grapes you can put your fingers in…” my friend is going to have an incredible birthday party
if my hair was red I would be an Icy Redhead [moves in closer to whisper, my breath smells like I ate an entire block of cheddar about 30 min ago] instead of Fiery
Ok this is my last classic rock tweet of the night and then I will be normal. I hope my band is a band long enough to need a foolish chart like this. I don’t care if we have a Wikipedia entry but I hope my red and blue line goes for forty years
I caught this Acmon blue butterfly at the right angle where the natural light has caused the scales to iridesce across the entire spectrum of colors, but still dominated by the indigo-blue the species is named for 📷🌈🦋
in 2013 I saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters
