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If bluesky is growing, why are 80% of the most liked posts all from 8-10 months ago?

When I miss watching The Expanse, I blow vape smoke out the corners of my mouth alternately and pretend I'm the Rocinante doing manoeuvres.

Between my kids, possessions, responsibilities, and how close I am to old age, I have to earn serious money to exist. Watching Trailer Park Boys again is making me so fucking nostalgic for being a broke scumbag. God I'd love to live like shit again without feeling like I was ruining lives.

It's awful that those women were abused, and I feel bad that my initial reaction was "now I can finally say that he's a massively overrated writer without being added to a bunch of lists"

It's my 49th bday, I'm celebrating with my favourite tracks..In the ~40 years since its release, there's no better break than one-hit wonder M.A.R.R.S's "pump up the volume", still the dopest drop of all time, despite the technological advancements that gave us dubstep. m.youtube.com/watch?v=w9gO...

M|A|R|R|S - Pump Up The Volume (Official Video)m.youtube.com Subscribe to 4AD here: http://bit.ly/4ADYouTube4AD's first UK number one single from 1987. http://www.4ad.com/artists/marrs4AD on the web:http://4ad.com/http...

It's my birthday and I'm old (49 today) and uncool so I'm drinking too much and blasting dubstep bangers and telling my partner to STFU every time she complains about the volume. This is good, and fun.

When I was as precocious, politically aware eight year old in 1983, my existence was a novelty. Now, my eight year kid's awareness is a matter of self-interest, and seems entirely reasonable. I fucking hate this evil world. Children shouldn't have to have political stances.

Dementia-addled genocidal ghoul vs dementia-addled narcissistic fascist. What a race!

Just a quick check in from outside the USA: Your rep is fading rapidly. Your country's a fucking joke now. Sort your shit out, this is embarrassing

My favourite tv plot line is "dude pressures wife into swinging & attending sex parties then gets no pussy is while his wife gets railed by all comers in every hole and gets bukkaked so hard she needs a pressure washer to clean her up"

Imagine if all the money, energy, expertise and time spent on NFTs, the metaverse and AI went to actually making lives better instead of being squandered on vaporware. This world is irredeemably stupid.

Someone wants belly scritches

During the COVID lockdown, I got to watch the guy across the road spend maybe $80k redoing his front "yard". Big new fence, a river made of pebbles and a wooden bridge to get across the pebble river, replaced the concrete with new concrete, all just to enjoy on the 3 second walk to the door. Madness

My 9 yo just came out as non binary, and I got an email from their school principal outlining the steps they're taking to respect their gender identity. Not just pronouns, they were also asked which bathroom, sports cohort & camp cabins they wanted to use. It's so easy to not be evil to kids.

Just went to the supermarket and a black guy who was being arrested for shoplifting told me I had the coolest shots he's seen in a minute. I feel so validated

Do TV detectives realize that they're condemning a small town local to death by murder every time they go back home to visit family?

I'm so old that when I was 21 my girlfriend was "Mobile Mel" who got her nickname from being the only woman in my social group with a cell phone.

Meteoric ascent? When the fuck did meteors start ascending?

No notes.

Rewatching Parks & Rec with the kids, shouted "now watch me whack it" after Louis CK's first line. Had to explain the joke to them, now they're both screaming variations of "can I show you my dick?" every time he's on screen.

Trying to hold some peanut m&ms in my mouth until I can reach some milk when suddenly the phrase "wholesale, mechanised slaughter" becomes lodged in my brain.

Updated joke format: "knock knock" "What the fuck? Quick, put the bong away. Are you expecting anyone?"

I'm not sure that releasing the trailer to Popeye, starring Conor McGregor, a week after we all saw him absolutely fucking suck in Roadhouse was the best marketing decision. That movie is going to be spectacularly awful, possibly on a scale previously unthinkable.

The fact that we all know the difference between a snitch and a whistleblower says a lot about the gap between legal and ethical.

We love to tell ourselves that snitches get stitches, but in reality they get promoted, a reduced sentence or immunity from prosecution.

I live in Australia, so just fucking like this ok? [Insert eclipse joke here]

Napalm Death Grips

Jack Black Sabbath

An eclipse you say? Well I've just thought of an amusing quip to make, I'll wager no other wag has thought of this angle... YOU'RE WRONG SHUT THE FUCK UP.

ECLIPSE ECLIPSE ECLIPSE SHUT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK UP I KNOW THERE'S AN ECLIPSE. LOL DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT IT YEAH I GET IT FUCK OFF.

Can someone please make more jokes about the eclipse, specifically looking directly at it? My feed is still 6% from complete saturation with the one. fucking. joke. Send help.