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Not to brag, but my therapist says I’m their dream client

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.bsky.social · 5 hr
Going to see an 80s tribute band called The Spicolis tonight. Is this what being old feels like?
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connectpoliticditto. @cpoliticditto.bsky.social · 6 hr
I hope Betsy DeVos gets the Karz 4 Kidz song stuck in her head this weekend.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 9 hr
You can have high tea with the princes and queens or you can have low tea with the rats and the gnats, these are your only two choices.
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 11 hr
The amount of ppl blocking me is becoming excessive wtf did I ever do to you losers?
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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · a day
Celebrate the fourth of July by completing the rituals that keeps Georgia Washingtons vengeful spirt sealed in the Washington Obelisk
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Boog @boogtweets.bsky.social · a day
[taking a urine test] Me: well? Doctor: impressive, but it’s not for distance.
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MF FairyPrincessSmoo @smooheed.bsky.social · a day
13 The maximum number of times you can use the word moist during a call before they refuse to deliver pizza to your house
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Katie @themilkwitch.bsky.social · 2 days
Please think of the dogs this 4th. Like mine, who wanted to open a fireworks stand, but the city will not grant him a permit
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minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · a day
my cat is a cryptid
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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 16 hr
Surely we could have found newer kids on the block by now.
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TuSoon Shakur @tusoonshakur.bsky.social · 14 hr
Mario [breaking up with Peach] itsa not you
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 20 hr
no seriously, I’ll believe you if you say it with even more conviction lmao
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 2 days
it's so easy to not have heroes just don't admire anything anyone does ever dummy
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James @tarnation.bsky.social · a day
Why’s it called a drug store when it could be a pharmers market
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Stew @stewnami.bsky.social · 14 hr
I keep Taco Bell sauce packets in my pocket instead of a pocket square
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blank @misterblank.bsky.social · 16 hr
always like to put food toward the outside of the microwave plate. let it go for a little ride.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 15 hr
OOH, YOU CAN DANCE, YOU CAN KNIFE FLAYING YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE OOH, SEE THAT GIRL, WATCH THAT CRIME SCENE DIGGING THE KNIFING QUEEN
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 15 hr
Grandma still thinks LOL means lots of love and it’s like lmao learn to google you dumb bitch
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Raquel Squelch @raquelsquelch.bsky.social · 15 hr
Call a bowl a bowl? Off with their feet I'd say in my queenest of ways and it's fingers for diamonds but as queen of clubs run off with their sandwiches oh for hearts sake I'd just eat them
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · a day
Criss Angel is just David Copperfield for people who never met their father.
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Holly Brolightly @hollyholightly.bsky.social · a day
sure, you can DM me D(on’t)M(essage) me
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Rem. @scooter235432.bsky.social · a day
When you bust a nut, make sure to yell out. " That's a spicy meatball!!!"
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Del the Funky Actuary @mcnugget.bsky.social · a day
I gotta admit thematically it’s perfect that the America holiday is the one that’s super loud and annoying and half of people fucking dread
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · a day
What if I drank 10 different alcohols in the name of freedom then what
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1 yr
PRO TIP: if your firework doesn’t go off shoot it with your gun
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.bsky.social · a day
Gaslighting people into thinking it’s always been spelled “shartreuse”
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gas statіon dream gіrl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · a day
Should I eat two cheeseburgers? I think America would want me to.
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · a day
ur celebrating ur god that’s so embarrassing
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · a day
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Rob Cee @robcee.bsky.social · a day
Celebrating independence day with baseball, Budweiser, and missionary sex with the lights out just like the founders intended.