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Do you know how many blocks I’ve received on Twitter because i occasionally announce that I’ll never vote blue? 🤣🤣🤣 By Americans who think everyone is American! Or who don’t know “blue” is conservative in most of the world. Next, I’m going to announce…. “JOE BIDEN IS NOT MY PRESIDENT”

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🚨TRIGGER WARNING🚨 An Indigenous child from New Mexico was killed by a sheriff who was responding to... A wellness check Where are the Cop watch Bsky? Tag some big accounts until they share this! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNf4Cs3b/ www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNf4rTNj/

TikTok - Make Your Daywww.tiktok.com

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The Trump Campaign is pissed that more people may vote this year. thehill.com/regulation/c...

Trump campaign, RNC sue Whitmer over Michigan voter registration effortsthehill.com Former President Trump’s campaign and the Republican National Committee (RNC) are suing Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D) over her voter registration efforts in the state. The campaign and the RNC…

Forever a classic moment

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KEVIN KNOWS THAT HAVING CARTILAGE SHOT IS THE ONLY LEADERSHIP QUALITY AMERICA NEEDS!!!!!1

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AND THIS IS FROM ANOTHER STRONG MAN!!!!!1 HE REPORTEDLY TYPED THIS TWEET WITH A STRAIGHT FACE! THAT IS REAL STRENGTH!!!!1

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I’M SURE ELON DID DROP DOWN!!!!1 WHO AMONG US WOULDN’T GO ON OUR KNEES FOR THIS BEWTIFUL MAN!!!!1

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HE’S SOOOOO SMART!!!!1 HE KNOWS THAT IF THEY’VE SLEPT WITH MORE THAN THREE, THEY’LL BE ABLE TO JUDGE HIS SKILLS WITH THE SEX STUFF!!!!!1

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A REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!!!!1

One of my favourite memes EVER

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FUN FACTS ABOUT SWEET JESUS! 💫⭐️I have a penis!⭐️💫

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This could be us but even the devil wouldn’t associate with you.

BFF’s

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BFF’s

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What does a completely useless account have to do to get some followers around here?

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By telling us that anti-Zionism is anti-Semitism, Zionists are themselves, fueling the rise in antisemitic incidents we’ve seen in recent months. And they don’t seem to care, doubling down at every opportunity. So I’ll say it here. ZIONISM IS NOT JUDAISM. STOP THE BIGOTRY.

Haven’t read the book, haven’t seen the movie. I really know nothing about this guy…. So tell me, is it accurate to say that Vance, essentially, blames the poor for being poor? www.salon.com/2020/11/24/d...

Don't just laugh at "Hillbilly Elegy" — its damaging myths still need to be counteredwww.salon.com J.D. Vance's memoir and the movie perpetuate dangerous stereotypes about Appalachia, poverty, women and addiction

“J.D. Vance Deleted His Anti-Trump Tweets. He Forgot His ‘Likes.’” The internet never forgets www.thedailybeast.com/jd-vance-del...

“Donald Trump humiliated J.D. Vance for fun” And Vance took it, making him the perfect VP pick to trump - an impotent yes man. www.cnn.com/2022/09/19/p...

Analysis: Donald Trump humiliated J.D. Vance for fun | CNN Politicswww.cnn.com Donald Trump needs you to know that Republican candidates don’t just like him, they love him. And they need him. Badly.

“I’m happy he’s dead” This man wants to be Prime Minister of Canada

New Banner It’s 2 years old, but I hung onto the pic because it cracked me up then, still does now🤣 It was midterm day and I made fun of “I Voted” stickers …. “What? You need a gold star to do your duty?” - like that Apparently my mockery was going to cost democrats their elections 🤣🤣 still funny

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LIBTARDS DON’T LIKE THIS!!!!!1 THEY SAY THROWING ROCKS AT VEHICLES ISN’T TERRORISM!!!!!1 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH DETAILING COSTS AFTER ROCKS CHIP YOUR PAINT???? IT’S TERR-IBLE!!!!1 SO OBVIOUSLY…. TERRORISM!!!!!1

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“They Don’t Count”

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Modern American Politics in a Meme (courtesy Occupy Democrats): “Yeah, he sucks, but so what? The other guy sucks too.”

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TRIVIA: Who is Randall Stephens?

If you took out each instance of saying “This Is The Way” from any Mandalorian episode, their length would be cut in half.

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Israel yesterday: Oh! Trump got shot! Nobody’s looking! TIME TO GO BOMB SYRIA!

TRIVIA: Who is Randall Stephens?

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*********** HELP? ************* I hate doing this. I’m mortified, but no choice Struck with heat exhaustion, so can’t work until Monday. The lost income leaves me without food & the food bank was kinda barren. I guess I could use $100 or so. Can pay back but may need some time to do so DM open