Lauren Qbert

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BECAUSE OF YOURUBE, AMERICA NO LONGER NEEDS THE MEDIA OR SCHOOLS!!!!!1 NONE OF THEM TOLD US THIS!!

Wow! I had no idea OJ was a Cocaine abuser and Connected to the Mob. youtube.com/watch?v=eON7...

"OJ Was Selling Coke For The Mafia"- How OJ Simpson's Mob Ties Led To The Murdersyoutube.com Investigative reporter, Chris Todd, spent YEARS investigating the OJ Simpson murder trial. He contends that OJ not only had an accomplice, but that the murde...

WHAT A HEERO!!!!1

HE’S SOOOOO SMART!!!!1 HE KNOWS THAT IF THEY’VE SLEPT WITH MORE THAN THREE, THEY’LL BE ABLE TO JUDGE HIS SKILLS WITH THE SEX STUFF!!!!!1

I’M SURE ELON DID DROP DOWN!!!!1 WHO AMONG US WOULDN’T GO ON OUR KNEES FOR THIS BEWTIFUL MAN!!!!1

AND THIS IS FROM ANOTHER STRONG MAN!!!!!1 HE REPORTEDLY TYPED THIS TWEET WITH A STRAIGHT FACE! THAT IS REAL STRENGTH!!!!1

KEVIN KNOWS THAT HAVING CARTILAGE SHOT IS THE ONLY LEADERSHIP QUALITY AMERICA NEEDS!!!!!1

A REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!!!!1

HE WAS HECKED!!!!!1

“J.D. Vance Deleted His Anti-Trump Tweets. He Forgot His ‘Likes.’” The internet never forgets www.thedailybeast.com/jd-vance-del...

I’VE BEEN WONDERING THIS MYSELF

What does a completely useless account have to do to get some followers around here?

LIBTARDS DON’T LIKE THIS!!!!!1 THEY SAY THROWING ROCKS AT VEHICLES ISN’T TERRORISM!!!!!1 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH DETAILING COSTS AFTER ROCKS CHIP YOUR PAINT???? IT’S TERR-IBLE!!!!1 SO OBVIOUSLY…. TERRORISM!!!!!1

GAWD I WANT MY PREDISENT SO BAD!!!!!!1

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I KNEW IT!!!!!1

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Heat exhaustion. I could not cool down. Even when taken into air conditioning, ice packs on me…it took over an hour for my body to not be hot. I’m not allowed to work until Monday. I’m fucked

*********** HELP? ************* I hate doing this. I’m mortified, but no choice Struck with heat exhaustion, so can’t work until Monday. The lost income leaves me without food & the food bank was kinda barren. I guess I could use $100 or so. Can pay back but may need some time to do so DM open

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I’m not one to put out such pleas often. This situation was unexpected and now I’m pretty damn hungry. This is really the only thing on my mind right now. This is so embarrassing. Please. Please. PLEASE. Can anyone help?

THIS IS WHAT LIBERALS DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!!!!1

CAPS LOCK ACTIVATED!!!!1 YOUR IN TROUBLE NOW BIDEN!!!!!!1

I WISH WE WERE AS SMART AS THE LEFT!!!!!1 THEY GET US EVERY TIME!!!!

HE’S AN ILLEGAL ALIEN!!!!!1

This time it’s psycho.

MANUFACTURERS WARNING!!!!!1

THAT’S A REEL AMERICAN

PRAZE FROM JESUS HIMSELF!!!!11

Don’t you see why Qbert is so great?

LIE-BERALS TRYING TO CONFUSE PEOPLE WITH MEMES ABOUT FILTHY COMMUNIST BOOKS THAT HAVE BEEN BANNED!!!!!1

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THE PROFITS

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AND THAT IS WHAT AMERICA IS ALL ABOUT!!!!!1

TAKE THAT DEMORATS!!!!!!1

NO MADAM! THAT IS THE UNIFORM OF A PATRIOT!!!!!!!!!!1

GOOD BLESS THAT MAN!!!!1

LIE-BERALS ARE SCARED OF EVERYTHING!!!!!!1