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Tanya

@tanya.bsky.social

a loser and a coward
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we need an autistic president so we can have high speed rail
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i have a crush on a younger man and i feel like a sexual Predator - every time i see him i'm like *weird clicking noises*
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my mom gave me my blue eyes, my sense of humour, and my love of nature. my dad gave me my inability to truly love. who can say which is the greater gift
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any aisle is a self checkout aisle if there's a reflective surface in it
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[too lazy to kms] hey Boeing i know what you did
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PSA if you get stuck in a convo abt cryptocurrency you can easily get out of it by making sustained eye contact
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Haha, oh sorry, I was on mute. I was saying I worry I’ve permanently worn down all the charming edges of myself that others didn’t like and I’ve become dull like a riverstone—and perhaps the only way to make new edges is to fragment into smaller and smaller pieces until nothing is left.
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getting ready for the open mic
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the western cougar is an endangered species, so i started dating younger guys
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groceries are getting too expensive i have delusions to feed
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i was trying to write a joke about losing hope but i gave up on it
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therapy is so liberating i love blaming everything on my parents
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it's a law of the universe that the dumbest guy in the room makes >$500k or is a cop
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doing anal, call that total eclipse of the fart
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Thoughts on having eyes: 1. You are not your eyes. 2. You have relationships with your eyes (like coworkers). 3. They deserve curiosity and boundaries. 4. You don't have to adopt them as part of you. Getting along well requires willingness to see and forget. 5. Veinier than you'd expect
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As an earthquake survivor,
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thank u therapy for helping me understand that everyone's feelings are valid so nobody is ever being an asshole
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i also felt the earthquake, because i'm an empath
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happy birthday to all the fools
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celebrating easter by getting laid
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i love how they queer-coded physics by naming them "top" and "bottom" quarks
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who up who wants to fall in love with me
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if an irish goodbye is leaving without saying goodbye then an american goodbye is leaving after 20 years and 200,000 civilian deaths
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a compelling reason to try and infect my ex
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i'm a lot like the climate; when i do change it's for the worse
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i just sneezed so hard my tampon shot right out
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i used to be sad about the climate apocalypse but i went on a few dates and, honestly, i'm ready now
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just like sidney sweeney, i also have large forehead