Teddy Ray

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Christ follower. Sinner saved by grace. Music lover. Comic book geek. Eatie. Constant Reader.

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Friends, have you got the Monday blues? Well, I've got the cure for what ails you. Yo ye pharaohs, let us walk through this barren desert, in search of truth and some pointy boots and maybe a few snack crackers. youtu.be/T9NLgyEFzOo?...

Southern Culture On The Skids - Camel Walkyoutu.be The original band edit of "Camel Walk" filmed at Dave's single-wide trailer. The band invited all their friends out for the video shoot and had a great party...

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New commission: a Muppet version of John Carpenter's THE THING featuring Kermit, Gonzo, Beaker, and a Yip-Yip! Mixed media on 9 X 12" watercolor paper. #MuppetMonday

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Today marks the 10-year anniversary of the release of my last album, Mandatory Fun. So to celebrate, this Friday I’ll be releasing a NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO!!!

According to NASA rules, horseplay is prohibited on the moon.

Before the stapler was invented, everything had to fit on one page.

IFC has been airing Night Court and while I was aware of it as a kid, I never really watched it. So I'm checking it out. Look who showed up in the second episode.

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This one isn't a variant cover, but since it is Marvel/Disney, I'm adding it to the thread. This was a fun read featuring Uncle Scrooge involved in multiversal shenanigans.

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They keep making 'em, I keep buying 'em.

I'm torn between Baywatch Nights and some of the offerings on Cartoon Network.

Late night Sunday November 3rd, 1996: what would you watch?

Three out of ten doctors admit to licking the tongue depressors before using them.

In an early draft of the Dr. Seuss classic, the green eggs and ham came with a side of home fries.

In Los Angeles, there are more breast implants than people.

Frank Melsky, the guy who wrote "The 12 Days of Christmas," went on to write "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall."

Confucius must've been a pain in the butt to live with.

I need some white southern woman to do a TikTok video where she says, "Hey, y'all!" and then proceeds to talk about Project 2025 so my mom will pay attention to it and realize how dangerous it is.

In 1972, in an ill-fated business deal, Amtrak spent four billion dollars to merge with Grand Funk Railroad.

The largest mall in the country, the Mall of America, has 18 Gap stores.

Just as Larry is short for Lawrence, Gary is short for Gawrence.

It's Saturday, friends. This is it, you made it! Let's take a trip down to the snake farm and see Ramona. youtu.be/Qgy7PLAgF-Y?...

Snake Farmyoutu.be Provided to YouTube by TuneCoreSnake Farm · Ray Wylie HubbardSnake Farm℗ 2006 Bordello RecordsReleased on: 2006-06-27Auto-generated by YouTube.

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Music Fact: The Clash was not named to invoke images of violent confrontation, but rather due to their penchant for wearing striped shirts with polka dot trousers.

Lou Ferrigno complains that years after "The Incredible Hulk" went off the air, he'd still turn green when angered.

Your honor, with all due respect, hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop.

Your honor, will all due respect, the heart of rock 'n roll is still beating.

"Well, the same Big Hands that made me made the biggest skies I've seen. And the same Big Eyes that cry for me are watching every living thing. So, the skies they never argue, and Creation won't complain. Though she's been victimized and brutalized, she shudders only at One Name."

In Margaritaville, the leading cause of death is "wasting away."

In 1985, Hall and Oates consummated their relationship.

By 2028, Pizza Hut hopes to focus less on pizza sales and more on its hut business.

Despite the popular commercial, no one has ever said, "More Ovaltine, please."

Friends, I've heard the song "Hot Rod Lincoln" for most of my life. Perhaps you have, too. It's a good song. I've heard it performed by many different artists, but this is my favorite. Why is this one my favorite? It starts around the 2:11 mark. Happy Friday, y'all. youtu.be/4PNePIHfTDw?...

Hot Rod Lincolnyoutu.be Provided to YouTube by IIP-DDS Hot Rod Lincoln · Bill Kirchen The Proper Years ℗ The Last Music Company Ltd Released on: 2020-07-24 Music Publisher: Copyright Control Composer, Lyricist: C. Ryan Composer, Lyricist: W. Stephenson Auto-generated by YouTube.

Thanks to global warming, the texture of an ice cream sandwich is right where you want it to be.

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repost to mark yourself safe from having seen a Cybertruck in the wild yet I’m still pure and unsullied 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻