Stu ~Logical, Phallusy~ Nugent

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Creative generalist. Sex magnate. Lobbyist for Big Orgasm. Sober. Founder of The Afterglow Agency.

I also talk about sobriety and do photography with rare/exotic/vintage lenses too, sorry if that gets in the way of the dumb sex stuff.

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can't help thinking this jd vance discourse is couched in political bias OH NO

"we brought guns, therefore it was dangerous for us, what if someone had taken the guns that we brought" What a stupid dumb cop excuse, fuck all the way off

Favourite Fact Of The Day: Glen Penfield, the geophysicist who discovered the Chicxulub crater, responsible for wiping out the dinosaurs, chose 'Chicxulub' specifically to make it hard to pronounce for the NASA scientists who spent decades rejecting his papers about it.

oooh sharks are older than trees, yeah well done, amazing, christ im older than most trees too, where's my fuckin parade

I'm at my parents house and my dad just asked my mum if she was going to play 'crush-a-grape' and then my mum said 'you mean Crush Candy' and then I said I'm going for a long walk

i wonder what arielle scarcella's up to these days, OK GUESS ITS TIME TO TURN THE INTERNET OFF

me: i'll give you 5 quid for that wanksleeve seller: it's been used me: ok 10

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YOU'RE TEARING ME APART BIG SHARK

if i was kamala harris i would run on a platform of free back scratchers for every american, have you tried a backscratcher, it is a sex

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Either excellent or very poor choice of words.

i hereby announce my intention to become the first person in history to jizz into a volcano, please contribute to my gofundme

make russell brand tolerable by shouting PARKLIFE after every one of his sentences

hear me out: a butchers shop called jurassic pork

Here is a long unsolicited opinion about why the investment in sex tech has dried up recently: www.theafterglowagency.com/post/why-has...

Why Has The Money In SexTech Disappeared?www.theafterglowagency.com Why has the money in sextech dried up? Because forecasting is very, very bad in the sextech space. That’s why the money is gone. Thanks for reading.NO NO wait ok actually I have more to say. Let me ex...

Life's alright sometimes innit

*desperately googling "how to rollback crowdstrike update" with my dick stuck in a bluetooth fleshlight*

*reanimated corpse of john mcafee walks in* ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS EVER BEEN... *john mcafee's reanimated corpse does gunfingers* ...CROWDSTRUCK

Proud to announce I started my new job at Crowdstrike, hope my first day goes well. Wonder what this button does

no sci-fi writers saw vaping coming did they DID THEY theres no cyborg detectives having identity crisises in gritty neo-tokyo while puffing on a cherry elf bar 600 is there IS THERE

ya know how people are getting out of jail for smoking weed now that it's legal, did everyone who did a wank 500 years ago get let out of hell

sorry i said 'boop' every time my dick went in

fall out 3 ass lookin motherfucker

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seeing a lot of "actually Project 2025 considers any LGBT text or subtext to be pornographic, that's what they're trying to ban" and maybe could use a little more "but also it's wrong to ban actual porn, porn is fine"

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Hey man, I might be a furry, but I’m just like you. I work an office job, I hang out with friends on the weekend, I desperately yearn for an escape from this flesh-based prison and to ascend to a higher echelon of corporeal being, I want to kiss Foghorn Leghorn,

my mum calls alexa "her indoors" and i am absolutely thrilled

you ever stopped to think how amazing glasses are? Oh nature has cursed you with shitty vision? you can just fix your eyes by wearing some melted sand (i assume this is how glass is made)

brain fog but the fog is like the fog from the movie The Fog

great so my bluetooth headphones died at the gym and my phone started blaring the viking music i was listening too and now everyone definitely thinks im a white nationalist THANKS

somehow this is all myspace tom's fault

Just hoovering my apartment when my neighbour, a neurotic german philosopher, banged on my door to tell me to stop. Guess it's true what they say, nietzsche abhors a vacuum.