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Satan
@thedevil.bsky.social
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Sam (she/her) 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
@sam-the-enby.bsky.social
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6 mo
Jesus: hung around with lepers and prostitutes "christians": eww, poor people
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🎪 Ya Boi Citrus 🎪
@aintyouspecial.bsky.social
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6 mo
e- even when theyre like... brown??
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Prairie Girl
@prairiegirl.bsky.social
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6 mo
brown like Jebus?
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🎪 Ya Boi Citrus 🎪
@aintyouspecial.bsky.social
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6 mo
WUH!!! HOW DARE!! JEBIS IS A PASTY WHITE AMERICAN!!!1!
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Prairie Girl
@prairiegirl.bsky.social
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6 mo
😆
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Astral Slaughter
@astralslaughter.bsky.social
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6 mo
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True Tourtillott
@truet.bsky.social
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6 mo
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Hesper | Questing Kobold Mage | PositiVT ➕🌟
@hesper.positivt.space
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6 mo
Also, he said fuck that one fig tree in particular
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dror
@rekhyt.bsky.social
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6 mo
More alt text instead of ableism, please. 💜
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Joestradamus
@joestradamus.bsky.social
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6 mo
There are better accounts to follow anyways
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HouseTremere
@housetremere.bsky.social
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6 mo
Your acct being the one to post this is just *chef kiss*
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Quentin Scouflaire
@geol.bsky.social
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6 mo
Now I can't help but fantasize about the 11th commandment being "And shove it up your butt."
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🧡🍜麺Noodles🍜🧡
@noodles2002.bsky.social
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6 mo
I don't understand why some Christians break the rules Jesus Set 💀
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Cwris
@cwris.bsky.social
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6 mo
Christians follow Christ, not Jesus. And Christ said "buy granite work benches for your kitchen"
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🧡🍜麺Noodles🍜🧡
@noodles2002.bsky.social
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6 mo
Lmao
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Cuntace Owens
@duaadiddy.bsky.social
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6 mo
Ok but what if they’re a really annoying house plant that claims it’s lowlight but as soon as it doesn’t get 13 hrs/day of direct sunlight, it withers and dies and makes you look incompetent?
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N.K. Ricchiuti
@n0k0rcchtlcm.bsky.social
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5 mo
It is said, Thou shalt not harass the Lord thy God.
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Tim Rust
@timrust.bsky.social
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6 mo
"Oh, Dad no! I hate those bastards"
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Bugs Mathis
@maneatscereal.bsky.social
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6 mo
Jesus is…….Stanley from The Office?
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Joe Khajiit
@joekhajiit.bsky.social
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6 mo
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Camui
@camui.bsky.social
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6 mo
Satan, Im so glad you’re also here! <3
Marianne
@mwolda.bsky.social
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6 mo
Or sick
Mother of Sentient Beings
@whytetara.bsky.social
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5 mo
Liev
@lefloon.bsky.social
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6 mo
Can someone please tell what religion is “evangelicals” ‘cause it sure doesn’t seem to follow those teachings!
Political Film Blog
@jgiambrone.bsky.social
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6 mo
Yeah, but look what they did to him...
politicalfilm.wordpress.com/2018/11/26/t...
Socyclist
@socyclist.bsky.social
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6 mo
Jesus WOULD be Stanley.
Tim
@timburga.social
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6 mo
Jesus dumped 10 gallons of chili on the carpet in the lobby so yeah he's gonna be in a forgiving mood
Debate Stomping Robot
@jwatte.bsky.social
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6 mo
Jesus cast aside the woman on the mountain because she was of the wrong race. He compared her to dogs.
Brisco & Chief
@briscoandchief.bsky.social
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6 mo
"I turned the water into red wine. For the antioxidants... "
Susan Redge
@strtrklvr.bsky.social
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6 mo
Are you being sacrilegious? I believe in Jesus