Satan: — Subium • Bluesky web client

@inaneprincess.bsky.social I think Satan is calling us out

No lies detected

*My phone rings* Me: *watches it ring with intense anger at the audacity that someone actually called my number*

Phone ring is one ring introverts want no part of.

It’s me

Me too

It's true

dear satan, lets make a deal. you can have my soul (has some stains and maybe mold and dust, nothing a power wash can't fix) in exchange for captions on your pictures

Yes. Very much so. And if you give me a form to fill out, my bones vaporize into smoke as a collapse into a meat suit on the floor. @_@ People are the most stressful things on the planet.

Relatable

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

I didn’t even know you were on here. What a discovery. 😂 Awesome.

Nehhh always google the number before not answering

😂😂👍

CAST IT INTO THE [Carphone Warehouse], DESTROY IT!

Seriously, it's a nightmare! 😰

I spent a year and a half working for capital one customer service and haven't answered my phone in 15 years since except when expecting calls to interviews for a new job. Everyone who knows me either texts me or contacts through facebook messenger or telegram.

The way I roll my eyes whenever my phone rings

You do see me!😱

I feel that

I would prefer they hit me up on my pager

Me when my wife keeps adding things to her lunch order:

Thats accurate

Until the onset of the sudden dread once you realize you forgot to mention one very important detail and now you have to call them again.

My rule is: unless someone is dead bleeding or dying just text me.

And the worst is that every phone price plan has free calls nowadays. 😂

Especially calls from Satan himself (Hisself?, It’sself?) No, I’ve got it, THEY’RESELF!

Thanks Satan for understanding our pain.

Totally. Also *not* me just rewatching the original trilogy a week ago

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