Saeed Jones: I’m trying to write a book. A whole BOOK. But you mean to tell me I’ve got to stop what I’m doing so I… *reads terms and conditions again* …can eat food???? Bullshit.

I’m trying to write a book. A whole BOOK. But you mean to tell me I’ve got to stop what I’m doing so I… *reads terms and conditions again* …can eat food???? Bullshit.

You remember to eat your lunch, young man!

*slams door* YOU’RE NOT MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM!

Having a whole-ass human body is a SCAM.

Where my Jetsons “food” at

*stop to think for a moment* “Damn, I have to pee again… why am I so shaky?”

Just wait until you hear about this 'sleeping' thing they want you to do too.

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This is us every day, “eating?! AGAIN? I did not sign up for this.”

And then there's this sleep thing that I simply do not understand.

Yeah! *Every* day? Really seems excessive…

Then summer comes around and I am supposed to be able to think while my brain is on fire? And not just lay in the bed toll the sun goes down?

I felt exactly the same when I was writing my thesis. I also still get this way when I am reading a book that I am really enjoying. Bless!

Pro Tip: eat portable food while you write! Burritos, cheese, hot dogs, rolled up pancakes, etc. Be creative with food as well as writing - I spent 25 years eating while writing and doing graphic design!!

NO! 💖

oh how I wish I had this problem

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