Geoffrey

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Hi, my name is Geoffrey and I'm a Pisces
I love computers and hot tamales 🎶 🎶

🐻🖖🏼 Just a big gay geek from Dallas, TX, He/Him.

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Had someone ask me to stop working long enough to go over and suck his dick. Now, I'm not going to pretend I've never taken a blowjob break before so I wasn't scandalized or anything; the timing just wasn't good 😮

Incoming Nerd Joke

Steve and Eydie singing Black Hole Sun was genius adding this video to it was the perfect kind of wierd youtu.be/GNgCX5jgahM?...

Black Hole Sun Playmobilyoutu.be Black Hole SunSteve Lawrence & Eydie GorméFrom the album: Lounge-A-Palooza / Hollywood Records 1997

If anyone needs me, I'll be over here, fucking off

There are guys who have been saying for years that we're heading toward a second civil war Now they're virtually jerking it online to how close their fantasies of being Rambo have come They want to murder people so bad and want an excuse that makes them the hero in the narrative

I burnt my tongue Someone soothe it for me

Triple Bingo. Not as bingo as some, much more bingo than many

In all fairness it mixes with my autism, adhd, and ptsd too, but I laughed at only only being unfilled

Just finished this So good

Watching A Family Affair Zac Efron is hot and playing sort of a satirical version of himself, Kathy Bates is smart, Nicole Kidman is more normal woman and less gorgeous than usual and Joey King is a spoiled brat

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My childhood home is up for sale It was bigger when I was in elementary school apps.realtor.com/mUAZ/xxhhfo6t

For Sale: 3233 E Valley View Dr, Saint Joseph, MI 49085 | realtor.com®apps.realtor.com 3233 E Valley View Dr, Saint Joseph, MI 49085 is contingent. View 12 photos of this 3 bed, 2 bath, 1922 sqft. single family home with a list price of $240000.

Of that list of 100 books, I've read 3 Most of the list I'm not in the least bit interested, but then I disdain literary fiction. I kinda knew that would be the result when I opened the article up ...

I mean it's just the NYT top 100 books of the 21st century. There are 2 graphic novels on the list. I'd understand not including comics, but if you're going to allow comics, selecting Fun Home and Persepolis as exemplars just feels lazy. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

The 100 Best Books of the 21st Centurywww.nytimes.com As voted on by 503 book lovers — with a little help from the staff of The New York Times Book Review.

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Waking up to the news of Shannen Doherty's passing is a shock. We lost three icons yesterday. Watching Charmed with my mom every week is one of the good memories I hold onto. RIP Shannen.

Shannen Doherty, ‘Beverly Hills 90210’ and ‘Charmed’ Star, Dies at 53variety.com Shannen Doherty, who played Brenda on 'Beverly Hills 90210' and starred in 'Charmed,' has died.

Some monster opened a half and half packet, didn't use and put it back in the tray - some days back I picked it up just now and luckily saw cottage cheese before anything touched my coffee

So the shooter was white, a 2A enthusiast, and a Republican. Now who are the MAGAs going to hate? Ok, Duh, they're going to say "false flag", say he was a deep cover plant and pretend it was all a Dem op all along www.usatoday.com/story/news/i...

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Senate Dems should take one of their assorted gun control bills off the shelf, rename it something like "Trump Assassination Prevention Act," and force Rs to do a talking filibuster to block it

Apropos of nothing, this is my sister

Tree fell on my neighbor's truck

The poor press is too weak to be able to sway opinions even though it controls what news most Americans see as well as the tone of the conversation. And if everyone has been so worried for so long, why weren't we having this conversation 6-months, a year ago?

the brunchlord reporter class is circling the wagons, and don't understand why people are criticizing their choice of running 7000 single anonymous source "Biden is old" stories to every story about infrastructure policy or the fact we're staring down the loaded barrel of full bore fascism

Joe Biden’s Cynical Turn Against the Presswww.newyorker.com After a wave of intense scrutiny, the President and his campaign have begun to target the media, and many of his supporters have followed suit.

I am at 60%. Is it great literature? No. Am I having a great time reading it? Definitely It's a classic superhero novelization - better written than many - with the Villain and Hero's secret identities in a Daddy/boy relationship Am I happy there's 4 books in the series? Oh yeah

I needed something odd and different to read so I decided on an m/m romance slash supervillain story (that's the first in a trilogy) I'm hoping for foolish, nerdy, funny and dirty

Miss Lady is out Husband is out Snoozey snores coming from two directions Kinda thinking I should be napping now too

RIP Dr. Ruth www.npr.org/2024/07/13/n...

Dr. Ruth Westheimer, who encouraged America to talk about sex, dies at 96www.npr.org Dr. Ruth Westheimer, the diminutive sex therapist who became a pop icon, media star and best-selling author through her frank talk about once-taboo bedroom topics, has died. She was 96.

Today it's not about potpourri. Today I'm oak, bourbon, cotton and lilies So stereotypically manly with a little pretty which is kind of a norm I guess And feeling a little fat and gross so I deleted all the drying off selfies ...

I just got out of the shower. My shampoo is citrus, my body wash sage and my deodorant lavender and rose I think I'm potpourri

Hadn't been to one of our regular breakfast spots in a few weeks for whatever reason, when we got there this morning, there was a completely different staff Without the casual chit chat, the place isn't as much fun Oh well, so it goes ...

They just announced that season 3 of Euphoria was going start filming in 2025 and probably released in 2026. I thought the series was going to be left at season 2's absurd finale with my favorite characters shot and all the other subplots hanging .... www.forbes.com/sites/antoni...

Euphoria Season 3 Will Begin Filming In 2025: What We Know About The Show’s Returnwww.forbes.com The entirety of the show’s main cast including Zendaya, Sydney Sweeney and Jacob Elordi are returning for the third season.

Mine is quite that high ... closer to CCC

Cybertrucks are even uglier with ads on them