I get this a lot but sadly, often very sadly, it's not my schedule. I am the mechanism of inevitability
I often wonder what I'd do with the actual power to control who lives and dies. In all likelihood, I would make a terrible mess
However I will make the trip over unpleasant for the deserving
I am more logistics and transportation. Think of me as a cosmic clean up crew
I am mistaken for someone who kills, but I'm just there when it happens. It's rarely funny
But when it is
Dear Angel of Death,
I am honored you have replied to a mere mortal like me. When it is my
time to meet you in person, a couple of good pints are on me. Dying to meet you.
Remember readers, “Memento mori”.
Be kind to our Dark Lord.
