The Grim Reaper

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I am already following you by other means; this is purely social. I don't see why we can't be friends in the interim

Apologies Kissinger took so long, I understand the frustration. Load-bearing evil is tricky to manage

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For the record, you have been warned

I’ve got a little something hidden for them in the permafrost. Just keep on heating up the planet.

What else is there to do

I’m pretty sure that Death is just fucking with us.

Neat

Hell yes. Get in, Millennials. We are making a death pact never to become Boomers.

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Sleeping sounds interesting in concept. Microdosing death in a way

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Inside of everyone is the child they used to be, who still sees the human they would have become had the trauma of their own life not changed their trajectory And a skeleton

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There was a time when you didn't know who Alex Jones was; one day there will be a time when you forget him completely--both are states of bliss, when you compare them to the middle That is how it is with life, too Don't worry about it

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Staying in the living room won't save you from the inevitable

That was my doing Cats are nice

@thegrimreapernow.bsky.social how do you feel about cats and the whole 9 lives thing

Staying in the living room won't save you from the inevitable

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For obvious reasons, I cordially dislike the colloquialism "ghosting"

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Life is sweet because it doesn't last. To die is what makes you human; not, as computers will insist, picking all the images with traffic lights

Someone saying this to me is very amusing

Give it time.

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Whatever works will do, it's worth a try

From the magic called DMs One hundred percent of what chaplains do is useless. The limit to our interaction is me occasionally spooking one. Though not my best feature, dogmatic faith is fun to shake, I have to admit

It's not my call as I've already clarified, but I wish at least four of the supreme justices were dead, too

None of this was me, for the record

that grim reaper meme and his face just says "hubris" and he's killed an entire hotel of bluesky accounts

Scythes are poor digging instruments anyway. I'm not about to take work away from the gravediggers

But it makes graves harder to dig, no?

I like rain. There's something peaceful and also exciting about it. Humans are more reflective and thoughtful when it rains, which is good because the knock on effect is less official work for me. And I like the smell Plus I only get wet if I actually want to, so it never dampens my spirit

I've noticed how often people here say oh my god. Oh your god what

For obvious reasons, I cordially dislike the colloquialism "ghosting"

Almost anything can kill you. Conversely almost anything can make you feel alive Life and death. It's mostly about attitude

Martin Mull told me stories for the entire way over. The movie Clue had such an interesting production. He said he was so fond of subbing for Carson He was funny right up until the second it was time to go, and even funnier afterward

Life is sweet because it doesn't last. To die is what makes you human; not, as computers will insist, picking all the images with traffic lights

I have to explain to every house spider that you didn't know putting them outside would kill them. That you thought you were helping

Pleased as always to say happy birthday to Mel Brooks. See you as long from now as possible

I have heard dictators say this

I hate that ants leave me no choice but to murder

First idea I've heard that would truly help speed this along for me

annoyed that they didn't make the presidential debate an episode of Hot Ones

A cold comfort, to be sure. But They 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 both be dead soon Though my means to influence the schedule are extremely limited, I'll do my best to hurry it along

What a tough call

You decide! 🔳 Trump 🔳 Biden 🔳 The Sweet Embrace of Death

I am going to be busy today

Ok someone help me: Debate drinking game rules