Me outside looking at a downed tree hanging on our smashed fence: oh look, a cute moss blob growing on the fake window box of our shed lemme focus on that instead
13yo and I are amusing ourselves at breakfast by looking up “raccoon” on google translate and seeing how many languages were like “yup, that’s a bear doing its laundry”
- German: Waschbär (washbear)
- Danish: vaskebjørn (wash bear)
- Bulgarian: миеща мечка (washing machine bear)
Idk I think it’s weird that modern dishwashers run for like, four hours. Shout-out to the janky one in my old apartment that had two cycles and ran for an hour. Dishes were mostly clean. You were enough
Where all my Pennsylvania expats at? The shore is our word for beach so obviously I had to read this. Takes place in Jersey and not in my favored shore of OCMD. Still a decent read
Spent our last night sitting on a bench outside of a bar listening to a band called Hair Force One while eating frozen custard. Solid 10/10. Time for the long ride home
