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aka Bear Michaels @akabearmichaels.bsky.social · 7 hr
I demand a year where Shark Week focuses entirely on how cuddly sharks are.
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Tired of Shark Week Typecasting, Sharks Demand More Romantic Lead Roles: theneedling.com/2024/06/01/t...
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CaffeinatedMayhem @caffeinatedmayhem.bsky.social · 18 hr
At press time, Seattleites were wondering if the Coast Guard had ever heard of these other guys who terrorize Seattle every year called the Blue Angels.
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Seafair Pirate Boat Torpedoed by Coast Guard, So That Problem Is Finally Solved: theneedling.com/2024/06/10/s...
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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social · 18 hr
fantastic! i just put together a volunteer form, would you please fill it out? forms.gle/g6JdArJVousL...
Project 2025 Meme Volunteerforms.gle Hi there! Thank you SO MUCH for your interest in helping us meme our way to killing Project 2025. Please fill out the quick survey below so we can get started. We may not call on you right away but ev...
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Wandering White Shark, PhD (he/him, still pagan) @drseapearl.bsky.social · 19 hr
Don't typecast us!!
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The Needling @theneedling.bsky.social · a day
“You got to hand it to them—they took Seattle by so much surprise every year we always forgot to plan a counter-attack. Not this year though. Got ‘em!”
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Seafair Pirate Boat Torpedoed by Coast Guard, So That Problem Is Finally Solved: theneedling.com/2024/06/10/s...
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The Needling @theneedling.bsky.social · 19 hr
Tired of Shark Week Typecasting, Sharks Demand More Romantic Lead Roles: theneedling.com/2024/06/01/t...
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The Needling @theneedling.bsky.social · a day
“You got to hand it to them—they took Seattle by so much surprise every year we always forgot to plan a counter-attack. Not this year though. Got ‘em!”
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Seafair Pirate Boat Torpedoed by Coast Guard, So That Problem Is Finally Solved: theneedling.com/2024/06/10/s...
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The Needling @theneedling.bsky.social · 3 days
The delight of a dazzling fireworks display unlike ever before quickly faded Thursday night when local spectators realized that the explosions illuminating the night sky were actually just malfunctioning Boeing planes attempting to make routine takeoffs from Sea-Tac Airport.
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SeaTac 4th of July Fireworks Show Just Boeing Jets Taking Off from Airport: theneedling.com/2024/07/04/s...
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The Needling @theneedling.bsky.social · 2 days
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Kristina of ⭐️⭐️ @maytagsmom.bsky.social · 2 days
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The delight of a dazzling fireworks display unlike ever before quickly faded Thursday night when local spectators realized that the explosions illuminating the night sky were actually just malfunctioning Boeing planes attempting to make routine takeoffs from Sea-Tac Airport.
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Ellen M. @graphxgrrl.bsky.social · a day
Oh thank god.
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about://bro-ken @bro-ken.bsky.social · 3 days
OHHHH GEEEZ 🥶
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The delight of a dazzling fireworks display unlike ever before quickly faded Thursday night when local spectators realized that the explosions illuminating the night sky were actually just malfunctioning Boeing planes attempting to make routine takeoffs from Sea-Tac Airport.
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The Needling @theneedling.bsky.social · 2 days
Seafair Pirate Boat Torpedoed by Coast Guard, So That Problem Is Finally Solved: theneedling.com/2024/06/10/s...
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The Needling @theneedling.bsky.social · 3 days
The delight of a dazzling fireworks display unlike ever before quickly faded Thursday night when local spectators realized that the explosions illuminating the night sky were actually just malfunctioning Boeing planes attempting to make routine takeoffs from Sea-Tac Airport.
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SeaTac 4th of July Fireworks Show Just Boeing Jets Taking Off from Airport: theneedling.com/2024/07/04/s...
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The Needling @theneedling.bsky.social · 4 days
Half of America Celebrates Independence Day by Moving to Canada: theneedling.com/2024/06/08/h...
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The Needling @theneedling.bsky.social · 6 days
Costco Hot Dogs Go on Strike to Protest No Raises Since 1985: theneedling.com/2024/07/02/c...
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The Needling @theneedling.bsky.social · 4 days
SeaTac 4th of July Fireworks Show Just Boeing Jets Taking Off from Airport: theneedling.com/2024/07/04/s...
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 4 days
Aw bless. We’re going to tax the everloving foreign shit out of your house purchases.
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“You babies all think you’re so independent blowing up fireworks when the real test of independence is blowing up your life here in America and moving to Canada where Netflix doesn’t even have Parks and Recreation or It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.”
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A Jazzy Dragon @tldrgr.bsky.social · 4 days
I never thought I'd see a strike I didn't support, but here we are.
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Costco Hot Dogs Go on Strike to Protest No Raises Since 1985: theneedling.com/2024/07/02/c...
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The Needling @theneedling.bsky.social · 4 days
"I thought it said it was 305 feet tall just like the real one, but when it came in the mail it was actually 305 centimeters. I’m sorry—I should have known when they offered free shipping straight to my doorstep.”
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Alki Regrets Getting Statue of Liberty from TEMU: theneedling.com/2024/06/06/a...
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The Needling @theneedling.bsky.social · 4 days
SeaTac 4th of July Fireworks Show Just Boeing Jets Taking Off from Airport: theneedling.com/2024/07/04/s...
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The Needling @theneedling.bsky.social · 4 days
"I thought it said it was 305 feet tall just like the real one, but when it came in the mail it was actually 305 centimeters. I’m sorry—I should have known when they offered free shipping straight to my doorstep.”
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Alki Regrets Getting Statue of Liberty from TEMU: theneedling.com/2024/06/06/a...
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The Needling @theneedling.bsky.social · 4 days
“You babies all think you’re so independent blowing up fireworks when the real test of independence is blowing up your life here in America and moving to Canada where Netflix doesn’t even have Parks and Recreation or It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.”
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Half of America Celebrates Independence Day by Moving to Canada: theneedling.com/2024/06/08/h...
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The Needling @theneedling.bsky.social · 5 days
‘I Come Out Here to Get Away from It All,’ Says Woman Waiting for Phone to Recharge in Campground Bathroom: theneedling.com/2024/07/03/i...
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The Needling @theneedling.bsky.social · 6 days
Alki Regrets Getting Statue of Liberty from TEMU: theneedling.com/2024/06/06/a...
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The Needling @theneedling.bsky.social · 4 days
Half of America Celebrates Independence Day by Moving to Canada: theneedling.com/2024/06/08/h...
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The Needling @theneedling.bsky.social · 5 days
‘I Come Out Here to Get Away from It All,’ Says Woman Waiting for Phone to Recharge in Campground Bathroom: theneedling.com/2024/07/03/i...
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The Needling @theneedling.bsky.social · 6 days
Alki Regrets Getting Statue of Liberty from TEMU: theneedling.com/2024/06/06/a...
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The Needling @theneedling.bsky.social · 6 days
Costco Hot Dogs Go on Strike to Protest No Raises Since 1985: theneedling.com/2024/07/02/c...
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The Needling @theneedling.bsky.social · 6 days
“Why not Harris, Whitmer, or Inslee? Well, you've got me in a tight enough corner today that I have to finally admit that what I’ve actually been all along is a necrophiliac who’s just really into corpses--more of a literal vote-blue-no-matter-who fan, if you will.”
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Vote-Blue-No-Matter-Who Voter Actually Just Huge Necrophiliac: theneedling.com/2024/06/02/v...