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Israel Accuses Al Jazeera Of Being Mouthpiece For Journalismwww.theonion.com JERUSALEM—Following its ban of the Qatar-based news outlet’s operations in the country, Israel accused Al Jazeera Monday of being a mouthpiece for journalism. “It is clear from its continuous, 24-hour...

The onion's still got it

Even more now with Ben being the boss 🥹

When did The Onion switch to reporting actual news?

A mouthpiece for journalism, you mean?

At least 2001, if not earlier. Pretty much everything in here came true. www.theonion.com/bush-our-lon...

Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'www.theonion.com WASHINGTON, DC–Mere days from assuming the presidency and closing the door on eight years of Bill Clinton, president-elect George W. Bush assured the nation in a televised address Tuesday that "our lo...

It's tragic because it's true.

OK, Onion. You need to chill with these parody articles that keep coming true. It's getting spooky.

You're supposed to be a satirical newsletter.

Satire is dead. 🤷

I mean ... that is the truth of it.

Every accusation is a confession.

The Onion needs to write a story to accompany this headline: Director Burns leaves Israel-Hamas negotiations in haste to settle Drake-Lamar standoff.

When the Onion becomes the voice of reason… You know that the world has become a joke.

IT’S JOURNALISM GODDAMNIT [slams table] I KNOW IT WHEN I SEE IT

This one’s not as good :(