The Onion: — Subium • Bluesky web client

Oh what a relief. For a moment there I thought he was eating his own shit.

That's cake? I was thinking he'd just pulled his face out of Putin's ass.

Shit eating grin

Ah yes... "cake"

It's so crazy how when people get old you can just see in the lines on their face when they smile if they're evil or not.

It’s not cake. He’s a cannibal. And this explains all those weird Hannibal Lecter references in his klan rallies.

I thought this would make more sense as an episode of “Is it Cake?”

If I laugh now I'll be in a camp next year.

Not cake. Guess again.

Is this Mar-a-Lago or Salo?

G-Joe's would be bl00d?

You sure that's cake? I think it's his diarrhea of the mouth and he needs a diaper change.

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