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right now it’s actually around the tail end of a holiday once celebrated in ancient Greece called the Aphrodisia, and it was about a month long and involved all sorts of worshipping and sacrificing, though very little blood sacrifice, for Aphrodite.

jd vance is the forgotten, rotten, exploded half-gallon of milk you forgot about in your trunk on that exceedingly hot day

this is why john calvin is my time-travel murder target

There's something deeply Calvinist about air-conditioning shaming I think. John Calvin kind of ruined Christianity by convincing generations of people that not being miserable is somehow morally suspect.

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watching jd vance talk is like watching someone gargle mayonnaise

when jd vance takes a piss it smells like melted frozen peas and white hanes underwear

actually as i understand it in Greece they are very strict about behavior in temples and would not, say, appreciate my worshipping Aphrodite in any significant way while there as a guest

leave her alone, she’s worshipping Him as is proper for the old ways

Italian officials are trying to identify a young woman who was filmed kissing, humping, and grinding against a statue of Bacchus, the God of wine and sensuality, in Florence over the weekend.

Italian officials slam tourist who ‘mimicked sex acts’ on a statue of Bacchus in Florence | CNNwww.cnn.com Italian officials are trying to identify a young woman who was filmed kissing, humping, and grinding against a statue of Bacchus, the God of wine and sensuality, in Florence over the weekend.

jd vance sneaks into the sperm bank at night and replaces samples with his own jizz

use bookshop.com and order NONE BUT THE RIGHTEOUS by @chantalalive.bsky.social directly from Sankofa Books in DC. You can support Black-owned, Black-focused bookstores just like I’m going to do here in a sec

I’ve officially enlisted my local Black bookstore in my impromptu campaign to funnel to support to my novel instead of HILLBILLY ELOGY. I’m simply a way cooler Appalachian writer than him by measures. I stopped in Sankofa & let them to expect folks to order my book on bookshop & they gave me water.

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FREE GOJO

jd vance wants to steal grass from your yard and keep it in a special box on his bedside table

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I am top-posting an edited collection of posts that I have made over the last hour to explain why I am deleting the Bluesky application from my phone for at least the next 48 hours. I may be back. I may not. I haven't decided.

no discourse only memes

no discourse, only memes

jd vance’s facial features grow smaller every time a gay comes out

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If you’re cis and wondering why there are so many terminally online trans people here and in other places, it’s because outside is frequently unsafe for us because we’ve been turned into targets by politics.

I'm drowsy BUT little toothpicks of caffeine molecules are holding my eyelids open

EXERCISE! featuring more broken records and the musical stylings of Sheena Easton, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, and Stone Temple Pilots I breathe and imbibe water now, pushed to 150bpm

folks are acting wild. I know there's some very turbulent astrological energy going on, but I am not well versed in astrology so much. A little, as it pertains to tarot.

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A FREE PALESTINE IN OUR LIFETIMES.

I blocked a "whatever" for an incredibly transphobic meme, fuck him

oh! I mentioned my hysterectomy and endometriosis yesterday but I didn't really go into why I did it I did not get a hysterectomy because of endo. I did not even know I had it until I woke up from surgery to discover there had been complications with my procedure.

I got so much caffeine I can't wait to ingest it all and transcend to hummingbird status and crochet my little heart out

ok we are going to attempt to CROCHET again

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My friend Q has been through so much. Drowned by constant medical bills and the simple cost of fighting to survive they were left with no choice but to take on a predatory loan at 300% interest. If there is anything you can do to assist them it would be amazing. Thank you for helping.

I’m desperate. I hate this so much, but I need the help. gofund.me/e1067e74

Please help me get out from under predatory loan, organized by Quiara Hazlewoodgofund.me About 2 months ago, I was in desperate need of $1000. I had no other… Quiara Hazlewood needs your support for Please help me get out from under predatory loan

I wonder if I should just scrap my website - extraneous, expensive to maintain for what it's bringing in return - for a ko-fi storefront or something like that. hmmm. I feel like I should ask Cap.

traitor body, TRAITOR

I just learned something about endometriosis that I did not know (and I have stage 4 endo) oh my GODS I want to cut off my whole body