Six will do the damn thing.: Mox had a bumper crop of the same people for the same reason.

potentially unpopular opinion, but I think your little backyard fireworks actually suck

Uh oh. I see a bunch of people are doing the 'You're expressing your honest opinion, let me try to be funny and contrarian about it' challenge.

yeah I wish they’d perish instead

Mox had a bumper crop of the same people for the same reason.

people are so easily amused by shitty explosions and will defend them to their deaths and I think that’s fucking embarrassing

It's not even that hard to defend your nostalgia or whatever while not being a complete fuckwaffle.

you can even just be quiet and think about it in your head instead of being a cunt to other people, but I digress

I like the inside thoughts. They keep me warm and don't upset people.

A guy on my NextDoor posts before NYE + the 4th like “I’ve got a bunch of professional pyrotechnics and I’m gonna use them! I don’t care about your dog/cat/baby/PTSD bc they’re in memory of my LATE WIFE, who LOVED FIREWORKS!” Like terrorizing the whole zip code was her dying wish. It’s super weird.

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