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@realqrampage.bsky.social

obsessed with corgis, softball, and Philadelphia | pissposter | Bluesky’s Piss Queen 👑 | Phillies partial season ticket holder | sorry I’m monogamous | she/her but also a guy sometimes

venmo @Qrampage
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You should've said something this morning. I had a "biometric data dump" that would've choked the NSA.
no loads refused biometric data dump
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“To unlock door, please provide stool sample”
no loads refused biometric data dump
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I’m talkin’ jizz, I’m talkin’ stool samples, I’m talkin’ hair samples, I’m talki-
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no loads refused biometric data dump
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that does explain that one paragraph that just said “I'm sorry, but I cannot provide a response to your request as it goes against OpenAl's content policy”
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Mommy’s not gonna like that
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I’ve got bad news guys… my boyfriend confessed that he’s been ghostwriting SCOTUS opinions using chatgpt and that he “really fucked up recently”
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eating ass with chopsticks.
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sweating profusely while waiting for the train and regretting that I chose to wear grey athletic shorts in this sweaty weather
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related to this, I do find it enormously hilarious when some random who didn’t like the predator goes through folks’ old interactions and then posts screenshots with captions like “DO YOU DENOUNCE [HORRIBLE BSKY BIG ACCOUNT]?!” like homie, chill, we are not about you right now
I don’t really care if you “knew” ahead of time that a predator was a bad person (because you didn’t, you just didn’t get along with them or thought they were annoying), and I reserve the right to still think you’re a piece of shit
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"Get off your high horse!" The people yelled, for they wanted a ride too and were jealous as hell
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life is about getting fucking weird with it
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I don’t really care if you “knew” ahead of time that a predator was a bad person (because you didn’t, you just didn’t get along with them or thought they were annoying), and I reserve the right to still think you’re a piece of shit
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Pretty much the only point of pride I have as an American is rejecting any and all of Britain’s goofy ass traditions
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I think one of the greatest joys in life is saving your hater points for tv dramas and unleashing them while consuming substances
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getting stoned and watching the new season of grey’s anatomy to see how fucking bad it is
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler
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Never mind the rich and famous part how is anyone going to spend a drop of energy defending a man
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I took my dad to Barcade for some enrichment (pinball)
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lol my younger 20 something boyfriend is hungover while my 30 something ass remains unhungover and joyous, that’s a W for the olds
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These are the history facts they need to be teaching in school
after discovering it during his time in France, Ben Franklin introduced Thomas Jefferson to the prostate orgasm #Happy4th
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absolutely droned right now (drunk + stoned)
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"if you thought that was good, Thomas...*lowers tone to whisper'...you should see what I can do with a key and a kite
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Ben Franklin pulled. bsky.app/profile/mort...
Benjamin Franklin wasn't a Founding Father, he was a Founding Daddy
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Benjamin Franklin wasn't a Founding Father, he was a Founding Daddy
he's waiting.
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after discovering it during his time in France, Ben Franklin introduced Thomas Jefferson to the prostate orgasm #Happy4th
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name another account as dedicated to crudely editing phillies hats into memes