having a whole conversation and then realizing your fly was down the whole time is exactly like the end of Fight Club, when you realize his fly is down
One of the biggest problems with how we talk about democracy in this country is that so much of it is simply centered on voting, as if the most minimum requirement for a democracy is also all that defines it.
whales are animals that evolved out of the ocean, went "fuck this" then evolved back into the ocean. and admitting your mistakes? that's the real evolution
Trying to adopt a more moderate tone ever since I called Forrest Gump "lead poisoning's last great cultural victory" on letterboxd and a guy sent an email to what he must've assumed was my job trying to get me fired.
