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Listen to the Roland High Life

@thomdunn.net

Writer, Musician, and Utterly Terrible Dancer. ADHD Bostonian who 🖤s rock n' roll, time travel, mutants, & chaos magic and absolutely hates Journey. he/him/sé/é
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Absolute monster AND a moron to boot
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"I can excuse open corruption while making up reasons to murder Middle Eastern kids, but I draw the line at stealing elec — wait, no, I did that too, hang on…"
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oh sure, THAT'S the part that needs a citation
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The Inside Out characters in my head:
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I see we've reached the "good people on both sides of 9/11" level of the election cycle
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#NeverForget when this confounding flag display went up in my neighborhood
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Taylor Swift not making a great show of her newfound Irish roots
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Welp, I'm awake now, time to check the news —
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Did you know that Spotify won't even pay out the pennies they technically owe you unless your song breaks 1000 plays? This one's been out for just 3 weeks now, but it'd be rad if you could help us get there: RolandHighLife.com/always-almost-ready
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AI doesn't need armed Terminator bots to kill humankind; it just needs to generate some crappy content and sit back while we destroy the ecosystem and cook ourselves to death. www.msn.com/en-us/money/...
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Every time I see a headline like this, I like to imagine that it's actually Billy Bragg getting involved in US politics
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Oh cool, 911 is broken. Wait what?! How does that happen?!
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It's me, I'm the can of tomatoes
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Woohoo! Being a conventionally attractive white person born into wealthy and privilege is finally coming back into style!!1
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Honestly I'm just feeling really attacked right now
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Can't believe it's May and I'm still writing "ablaut reduplication" on all my checks.
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If you see this, post a vampire
If you see this, post a vampire 🦇
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I'm fine with their lifestyle, I just wish they didn't have to flaunt it in front of everyone
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Ah yes, re-education camps are good, actually, as long as they're used for maintaining the centrist status quo. Good to know. www.nytimes.com/2024/05/17/n...
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This has broken me. How can humanity ever recover from this? www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
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Trust me, you will absolutely NEVER guess what kind of package this "No Penguins" warning came with
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