Scrooge (leaning out window): You, boy, what day is this?
Urchin: It’s the Fourth of July, sire!
Scrooge (throwing card): Here, take my debit card and buy me the AK-47 hanging in the window at Walmart!
Urchin: The fully automatic one?
Scrooge: Yes! And all of the ammunition you can carry!
🔥🇺🇸🔥 In the face of Monday's #treasonous#SCOTUS' presidential immunity ruling, this #July4th#IndependenceDay is MUCH diminished. We have a new monarch called the "President." King George III must be 🤣🤣🤣 laughing his ass off in his grave. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Steph