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We did it guys, America is healed

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA: ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS

It begins

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You can be critical of the way the Biden team is handling this and still support him in November if he decides to run, this is how grown-ups who aren’t in a personality cult operate

Going to grill a cheeseburger that would blind a Victorian child

The Declaration of Independence was in no way a legally binding document

In the UK apparently they can have an election without one party trying to hang the Vice President (of the same party)

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Happy 4th

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Not sure how many more of these July 4 deals we have left so I guess we should all enjoy the day

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never forget the usa today “heatwave” infographic

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Stand back and stand by

fellow canadians: two more hours until the yanks are sufficiently soused and the strike begins

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me on july 4th

In the immortal words of Pope Innocent III, “Let’s get fucking drunk and whip out our tits”

Just going to have beer and smash some burgers on the grill and pretend everything is fine

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Hot Dog Team Six

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happy birthday, hot dog

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The Supreme Court celebrated July 4 early by blowing a finger off of the Constitution

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Pardon my French but Democratic Governors aren’t deciding shit

Not sure how many more of these July 4 deals we have left so I guess we should all enjoy the day

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traveling back in time to kill baby george washington

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Sorry, I forgot to put an acerbic joke in this one

The worst part about the Trump GOP is that I’ll probably be murdered

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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

Happy 4th

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The year is 2024. Nobody can afford meat. Women are only for breeding now. There’s an appeal to heaven flag at your obgyn office. A door fell off an airplane and killed your dog. Happy Independence Day

No politics today—it’s the 4th of July, a day for tasteless bravado and explosions

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Scrooge (leaning out window): You, boy, what day is this? Urchin: It’s the Fourth of July, sire! Scrooge (throwing card): Here, take my debit card and buy me the AK-47 hanging in the window at Walmart! Urchin: The fully automatic one? Scrooge: Yes! And all of the ammunition you can carry!

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Pardon my French but Democratic Governors aren’t deciding shit

Calling on @dicknixon.bsky.social to lead us all out of this morass