TJ

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Daring to try, daring to risk, daring to dream. TO DARE IS TO DO, COYS 🤍 he/him

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k joe should quit tho

Some of my "not a Warriors bandwagoner" credentials: I saw David Robinson play in Oracle. The first game I went to my mom hyperventilated because parking cost more than our $8 tickets. I referred to Draymond as "Green" lol

A veterinarian office called Faux Pas

I only take your CEO's presentation 50% seriously and each time VR goggles are shown I subtract 10% seriousness.

Just seen this (new?) rule for the r/COYS subreddit "we support a division of sport and politics" uhhhhh what the fuck

Pedro "damn, son" Porro, of the Tottenham sons.

10 year contract

Can't believe they found Conte's book in there

Thinking about all the people who said vote Biden in the past 4 years and how pathetically wrong they were.

I'm one of those people solely committed to the "loss" part of your loss leader.

Remember when you could Google something and actually find what you're searching for? You could even get annoyed at someone for asking you instead of Google. Those were the days!

Computer, play emo songs about my march madness bracket busting.

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Lamentation, by Gerard David, 1515-23, 📸 by Alex Pantling

10 years today since my best friend said yes to being my girlfriend (coming up on 5 years married). ❤️

Me to the barber: are you tryna "both sides" my beard rn

Juice is a straight up horror movie! I never realized that.

Republicans: you voted for us and here's a bunch of republican bills. Democrats: you voted for us and here's a bunch of republican bills. I'm told continuing this is how we save democracy.

Zoro fighting a triceratops "we both use 3 sword style"

You look like a sick bastard. (complimentary)

Me: how has Gucci not released an album called Woppenheimer. The Google search results:

"Mom says the hippo would eat me up but then, teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian" This is how the war on public schools started.

I had a childhood friend who went down the wrong path and got locked up for murder at 17yo. I found out he's been released, millennials have entered the murder-time-served portion of the timeline.

Sorry for complaining but how tf is this not handball?

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Marsyas, by Balthasar Permoser, 1680–85, 📸 by James Gill

Catching a case and getting it dropped by telling the prosecutors I work for the SEC, in honor of the fallen George Santos.

stealing money from a sick dog in honor of the fallen george santos.

A bug has fallen under control of my cat and we're allowing her to torture, for Halloween.

That time of year again

My cats dream is to become the king of the pirates, which to her means stealing water from end tables.

Everybody: that window wasn't exciting enough to make up losing Kane. Ange Postecoglou: