liberté pain grillé: CBP needs to be somewhere on here with an asterisk that says their folks who keep invasive species out get to be like, A or B

federal agency tier list: S Tier: Parks Service, Postal Service A Tier: NASA B Tier: GAO, HUD, BLM C Tier: FDA, USPTO D Tier: DHS, DoD F Tier: FBI, CIA, NSA

CBP needs to be somewhere on here with an asterisk that says their folks who keep invasive species out get to be like, A or B

Wait are they DHS I can't keep track ngl

Forest Service for the most part

CBP is *Forest service?!* We truly are a weird fucking country

Oh no wait you mean the invasive species thing huh Ok yeah that makes sense cuz they totally do that, but also we do have CBP folks at ports of entry who keep em out too

yes! Forest Service tracks them and removes them, CBP keeps them out at the borders and ports Forest Service are great, A-tier

Absolutely, 100% an A tier org :)

yeah lol you can tell this is a joke because the real answer is WAY more complex and full of edge cases like that

Luckily you have USCG covered at the same tier regardless of where they sit unless they stopped with that "we're DHS during peace and DoD during war" bullshit

USCG is still military so they’re with DoD more generally. least evil version though still VERY evil (war on drugs, us latam policy, etc)

Oh yeah fuck the coast guard 100% They should give me one of their boats tho And probably free gas for life

Yeah, like if the US could do open borders the way California does their "border control", that would be perfect