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remember: despite the exit poll coming out at ten tonight, you actually have until rishi sunak goes to buckingham palace to resign, at approx. 11am, to have your last wank under a tory government

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here u go please find this useful on this most blessed of cookingout days

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Ed Zitron

i will always remember my uncle's last words to me

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I'm always saying this

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happy 4th of shit

why would i salute the flag. they won’t even let dril fuck it

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Gonna maybe try to post here, even if nobody sees it So, here's a WIP of one of my characters! I'm really trying to work on my art, so maybe I can trade with other artists or maybe even sell comms

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I have things I'm tired of having in my house that you should remove from my house! A plant stand even though I kill all plants. Buy it so I can buy stuff I actually use: austin.craigslist.org/fuo/d/austin... A desk, sorta. You could put it back together. FREE: austin.craigslist.org/zip/d/austin...

Fancy Black Wire/Metal Plant Stand - furniture - by owner - sale - craigslistaustin.craigslist.org Cool black metal wire plant stand with two shelves. Measures roughly 12" deep, 27" wide and 30" tall. Great condition! You can hardly tell it's been used at all because I never used it. I don't grow.....

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AS PART OF MY TRANSITION I AM LEGALLY CHANGING MY NAME TO THE DRUM FILL FROM "IN THE AIR TONIGHT"

🚨This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Weekly Trash Purge, sanctioned by the U.S. Government and ✨trash✨. Commencing at the siren, any and all posting, including flops, will be legal for 12 continuous hours.🚨

Got @victoriascott.bsky.social's book today It fucking rules, would recommend 🫡

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I’ll come to you

Roundmeal! Win a visit from Davis! 😹

I enjoy blowing things up but I go out to the country and limit it to the 4th cuz I'm mildly respectful 🫡

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I think we could all use a bit of pick-me-up right about now, so seeing as it's July 3rd, why don't we once again reflect on one of the greatest white supremacist self-owns in military history:

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fireworks are like explosives for minors, kiddie shit, oh you made a giant rainbow boom boom? big deal, strap some c4 to a cybertruck if you really want to see something cool you infant

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Requested a ride and then, because 50% of Lyfts and Ubers these days are Teslas, almost mistook the wrong guy in a Tesla for my driver. He wasn’t happy about it. Sorry dude, didn’t realize you were just a douchebag.

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07/04/2024