He will bowl over the bad guys.
He will flush evil away.
He'll ensure ur-in-all his thoughts.
He's the world's shittiest superhero.
And, while he may not be the hero we need, he's the hero we deserve.
He is...TOILETMAN.
We also have a man in Sydney that we know as Troughman. Nothing like Toiletman.
Let’s just say that I hope he lived close to where he did what he did because his Uber rating would be less than zero. In Wikipedia.