very excited to share a range of absolutely horrible digestive smells with several airplanes full of people tomorrow-- imagine the worst smell to ever exit your person: my normal is an order of magnitude worse than that. think chemical factory catches on fire and burns down into a swamp.
i once farted nearly continuously for an 11 hour flight and the woman next to me started crying and tried to hide in a hoodie, but it didn't work because something about the biochemistry of my severely broken digestive tract makes a clingy permeating smell that lingers much longer than you'd expect
