So many people see this and get a moment of amusement and surprise but never think more about it: This is all of ancient history and archaeology: All of the fatty nooks and crannies lost to the decay of time until we take what remains and reimagine it as a leaner, purpose-built, brutal existence.
@WSJ: Jet-lagged? Overworked? Bloodshot eyes, dark circles and other signs of fatigue can make you feel vulnerable at the office. Good news: It’s possible to look fresher, fast. https://t.co/FeWj7N0K1Ihttps://t.co/FeWj7N0K1I
There were people doing donuts in an old pick-up truck in the library parking lot on Saturday. My colleague asked them to move & they started doing it in the street at which point she called the cops who came & left without doing anything. Later he came in to say we ruined their gender reveal party
whenever you get sent a box the size of a suitcase for an item the size of your palm it’s because all that extra space is full of entities now in your home
very excited to share a range of absolutely horrible digestive smells with several airplanes full of people tomorrow-- imagine the worst smell to ever exit your person: my normal is an order of magnitude worse than that. think chemical factory catches on fire and burns down into a swamp.
“I made a flag in my head. This is how I satisfy myself. I made a flag. It’s white and has yellow and orange flames around it. And in the middle is the word ‘vergogna.’ ‘Vergogna’ in Italian means shame — vergogna. V-E-R-G-O-G-N-A. Vergogna.”
Dear diary, saw a lot of shit at the park today. Dad and his friends were talking about some wizard shit while I was studying important facts and ideas for roleplay, but I was beset by the shadow of the majestic Windfucker. Truly, reality is the greatest fantasy of all.
r/Supermarket
u/mister_market • 10h
What’s everyone’s favorite aisle at the supermarket? Gotta be chips/snacks for me! 😀
u/grocerystorenotsupermarket • 9h • -76 points
Uh, you mean the grocery store? 🙄
YOU'RE LISTENING TO
[siren sound]
97.3 [explosion] KRAD FM
WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT [geiger counter sounds]
THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION
[Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing]
o'brien: i feel bad for the guy, i mean, he's just an ogre with a simple life he enjoys and they take it away from him for no reason
bashir: didn't he live in a swamp?
o'brien: yeah, but it was his swamp.
talking to some angry retired people on facebook who have a deep all caps understanding of how the supreme court is just going to overturn trump's convictions. i edited some chatgpt responses and am endearing myself to them by claiming that ai is biased against trump and THE TURTH
