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OH HAI ENGLAND

Oh hai France

The size of the bricks that Riley Gaines and J.K. Rowling just shit could fertilize the Napa Valley for years

Nikki Hiltz, transgender, nonbinary runner, qualifies for Olympicswww.nytimes.com Hiltz, who identifies as transgender and nonbinary, earned a ticket to Paris with a meet-record run in the women's 1500-meter final.

The upside to all this Senile Joe bullshit is that at least it gives cover to the Chicago Tribune to endorse RFK

I live on a street that was a staging area for our Pride Parade so that meant TONS of business for our strip-mall 7-11 and Dunkin and Subway the morning of the parade. This year the parade route is cut short, so my street isn't in the mix and that makes me sort of sad.

I think we can all agree that the cable news networks are doing a very good job of putrefying the first debates of each presidential election cycle. Go news!

BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKIN' ASSHOLE! www.nytimes.com/2024/06/21/a...

DeSantis Vetoes All Arts Grants in Floridawww.nytimes.com Gov. Ron DeSantis gave no explanation for zeroing out the $32 million in grants that were approved by state lawmakers.

"Democrats, I hope. --Sarah Huckabee Sanders, probably

3 Dead and 10 Injured in Shooting at Arkansas Grocery Storewww.nytimes.com Two police officers were injured in the attack at the Mad Butcher store in Fordyce, and the shooter was injured, the authorities said.

Hostile architecture

My Doc, Ronny Johnson, where's Ronny Doc Johnson, I call him Doc Johnson cause he's where the dildos come from

Southgate telling the England players to settle down; dude, they're fucking catatonic right now

God dammit the Celtics didn't score a point in like the last three minutes of this game how can they hope to win ANYTHING when they finish that way

"I felt a great disturbance in the Theater Kid Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened." --Obi-Wan Kenobi after Maria Friedman lost the Best Director Tony

I saw my first Cybertruck today and I wanted to engage the driver so I asked him to roll down his window so he pushed a button and managed to start a fire AND start his windshield wipers INSIDE the vehicle at the same time then a wheel fell off and it turned into a neo-Nazi what a time to be alive

What's that? The Cubs score one early, get a few hits, take a nap, scratch out another run, give the starter almost no run support, and the bullpen blows the fucking game in the 9th? NO FUCKING WAY.

What in the Quidditch World Cup mother of fuck is this

Um.... Is it... I don't know... Tennis?

Stupid person

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK THAT GUY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

That three was insane

So Maureen Dowd wrote an op-ed piece on how Bill Maher is an inconvenient truth-teller and I'm sorry to say it on Sunday but this proves there is no god

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" --Saratoga Chamber of Commerce

Fuck Greg Abbott

Texas Governor Pardons Man in Fatal Shooting of Protester in 2020www.nytimes.com The man, Daniel S. Perry, was convicted of killing a protester during a Black Lives Matter demonstration in Austin.

I'V THOUGHT ABOUT US FOR A LONG LONG TIM

Sorry to bother, but are we sure "John McWhorter" isn't just an alias for "Peggy Noonan"

I get Ivy League and New York and job pipeline and all, but I honestly don't know why a single student would show up to class or go back to Columbia ever again

I have eaten The leftist ass That was in the way Of true patriots and real Americans And which You were probably thinking I would accuse Of starting World War III Forgive me! I'm just a funny man A poor clown Buy my doomsday supplements

This summer, Charlize Theron is PISS POOR

Fuckin' ham-face-looking motherfucker