They’re gonna dig up the dirt on me and find a couple kofi donations to an ASMRtist, try to end my political career. But I lean in, start “The Whisper Campaign” and rally the asmr community to new heights. They will swear me in on an 8 hr gibi video and the nation will rest peacefully again
Had a crazy ass dream I was in a European shopping mall (do they have those?) for a charli xcx show. Couldn’t see or hear shit it was super annoying. Also she got on a motorcycle and ran over my dad??? I think he was alive but reinjured his back???
I learned of new Zelda from Jamelle Bouie. Idk if that makes me less online or a very specific slice of very online….anyway NEW TOP-DOWN ZELDA NEW TOP-DOWN ZELDA