Bailey: if sex had commentators, who would you want to commentate yours? i’m thinking the Arby’s commercial guy for me

if sex had commentators, who would you want to commentate yours? i’m thinking the Arby’s commercial guy for me

The “in a world…” 90s trailer guy voice (may he rest in peace)

Don LaFontaine you will always be famous

Talked about him at length on the last podcast I was on lmao

The guy who was broadcasting the Hindenburg explosion.

I’d have to go with John madden see he’s over here then omg now he’s here what is the game plan

Gotta be Herzog

"Mmmmm, she has the MEAT!"

hehe 🤭 thanks 😘

John Moschita at his fastest pace like it's an auction or a horse race 🤣

Sexually Suggestive

Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service

Greg Gumbel

Somewhere, Golden Globe winning actor Irving Rameses "Ving" Rhames sheds a silent tear at being referred to as "the Arby's commercial guy."

it’s Ving Rhames???? i had no idea

The Smash announcer

you mean Ving Rhames? I personally would resurrect Howard Cosell from the dead- no one did better play by play announcing than he did

Pat McAfee, but only if he called me a white bitch.

Jack Black in his Tenacious D voice

The guy who narrated the gameplay in Bastion.

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