You, sir, get all of the Internet points for today because you made a Turbo Teen reference! For anyone that doesn't know, ABC aired this Cronenberg-ian cartoon the entire 1984-1985 season. That no character, even the one turning into a car, screams when it happens is it's own horror.
It's just, every time I watch that poor boy's ass transform, and then watch his eyeballs morph into air intakes, I can't help but wonder how that doesn't hurt.
