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Recovering latchkey kid. Someone's (now not so) secret crush. I can sing every song from Xanadu. I was completely straight until I started washing my butt in the shower.🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 THICC summer arc.

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The 'Wash your damn ass with soap/Asses only need a rinse (or not at all, why are you such a clean freak?!?) debate is still raging over at Reddit. I ended a relationship because of this stuff and I'll never suffer it again. HEATHENS! old.reddit.com/r/hygiene/co...

Use soap to wash your anus I don’t give a crap if it make you feel weird.old.reddit.com I am going to post this one more time. Because amazingly I keep seeing post about how to Keep your butt clean. I just found this sub 2 days ago....

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I've started seeing people's faces in dreams. Before, they were blurry swirls, but now they look like animated AI from 2 years ago. Melting contortions and funky teeth that resolve into a normal face before doing the Will Smith Spaghetti hustle again. At some point, I'm going to notice in dream.

I just learned that MeTV created a MeTV Toons channel that started 6/25! It looks like the closest thing to the original Cartoon Network (mid-90s to early 2000s). Check if it's in your area metvtoons.com and record becuz this stuff doesn't last forever.

MeTV Toons Television Network – The greatest classic animation of all timemetvtoons.com

ItadakiYasu is the best food artist you've never seen(until now). Pizza, hotdogs, ramens, sandwiches, deserts - and they ALL make your hungry. AND you can buy prints and maybe hang them in your kitchen (HINT!): www.inprnt.com/gallery/stud.... My fav is the Costco pizza slice.

Crown burgers Pastrami burger and fries! When I went to Salt Lake city, I was told to try this place. There was one nearby where I stayed at so I needed to try it! Stuffed and tasted delicious!! I like going to new places and trying their burgers!

Art prints by Itadaki_Yasuwww.inprnt.com A collection of art prints by Itadaki_Yasu available for sale.

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It's not that AI fake prison memories company is feasible or even possible. It's that the idea exists to make money and people think they want it. That's the horror.

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This discussion needs an Animorph cover of him turning into a cyber truck.

I scrolled through my entire BlueSky Follows list while this was playing and it felt like I was watching movie credits. I got the the end and felt cheated there wasn't an end credits scene. youtu.be/XuNP1Fqm4Sg?...

Westworld S1 Official Soundtrack | Reverie - Ramin Djawadi | WaterToweryoutu.be Reverie | by: Ramin Djawadi | From Westworld Season 1Avail Now: https://lnk.to/ww1Subscribe to WaterTower Music on YouTube: http://bit.ly/WaterTowerSubListen...

I did the thing where you close your eyes after dinner promising yourself you won't take a nap, only to open them a moment later and see the clock is 3 hours ahead. Lost time. Why do the aliens do this to me on a Sunday night?

I watched Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire last night and BARELY looked at phone. People, this counts as 4-stars for me these days. The movie was internally-consistent with the series and cartoon and left me wanting 1/2

Saturdays are for taking a nap on the couch while Talk Soup with John Henson from 1997 plays in the background. They don't make TV like this anymore.

This is TERRIFYING! Quick, someone add knives in her hands on the return run! youtu.be/9UUmS7XLBgI?...

Happi Returns doll commercial (1983)youtu.be Happi Returns is a doll that giggles, says "mama" and returns back to you in her stroller when you give her a push. Transcription: 0:00:00.720,0:00:02.720 ♫ She's Happi, Happi Returns ♫ 0:00:02.720,0:00:04.720 ♫ She giggles, Happi Returns ♫ 0:00:04.720,0:00:06.560 ♫ Says mama, Happi Returns ♫ 0:00:06.560,0:00:08.560 ♫ She always comes back to you ♫ 0:00:08.740,0:00:12.060 She's Happi Returns - you can put her in her stroller, send her off 0:00:12.060,0:00:15.240 and she'll giggle, turn and come back to you all by herself 0:00:15.240,0:00:17.480 All she needs is a single battery, not included 0:00:17.480,0:00:23.120 ♫ She's Happi, Happi Returns...Happi, Happi Returns...She always comes back to you ♫ 0:00:23.120,0:00:23.620 Mama! 0:00:24.440,0:00:28.840 Happi Returns doll comes with her own stroller. She's from Ideal. Follow us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/retrostatic Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/retrostatic Folow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/retrostatic

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There is nothing to suggest that Kirsten Dunst’s characters in Bring It On and Civil War aren’t the same person.

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Catsitter was so excited to arrive tonight just in time for Carol and Boom on their date (nightly for three years now, idk what this is, it’s so weird)

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go spite yourself

Take a moment to read those SPF numbers. WILD! Also, Roadside Pics is a great account to follow - truly great pics.

suntan products, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978

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*Farnsworth voice* good news everybody

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You can not unring a bell, but you can refuse to ring it again.

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reskeet with the trans-iest thing you did pre transitition HRT 💀

reskeet with the trans-iest thing you did pre transitition I played girls in every video game, became the emotional support person for my friend group, and tried to be a literal beard for myself

The end of Star Trek: The Motion Picture, when Decker merged with Ilia made me Feel Things. When I later saw the 1973 movie 'Invasion of the Bee Girls' scene where they cover a woman in white goo and transform her into one of them, I felt those same things, but MUCH STRONGER.

reskeet with the trans-iest thing you did pre-transition i did have a "porn" folder in high school but it was like 90% clothed pictures and i had it sorted by outfit type and i didnt rly masturbate to them all that much i just kinda looked at all the cute girly outfits and Felt Things

I've noticed the bots from Twitter have found BlueSky. Getting followers that are pornbots, crypto bro bots advertising in the middle of a discussion about growing older, just disjointed posts breaking the rhythm of conversations. At least I can still have fun blocking them.

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An older woman, who's job involves seeing a lot of people's bodies, recently told me I have the best feet she's ever seen. I beam every time I remember.

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I saw this posted on twitter but I don't think that user is on BlueSky and I wanted to share it here... This interview with Ethan Hawke perfectly describes the importance of art.

The Atlantic and Vox Media have gotten in bed with OpenAI. They will fire the writers/editors, hire polishers for pennies and publish inferior shit all the way to the bank. Same game as Private Equity. They'll weaken their brand in the long run and jump ship with a golden parachute while it burns

I love knowing so many writers who either don't have jobs right now or are severely underpaid and then seeing this

Discovering the prequel series to the late 60s Ultraman show is a Twilight Zone-ish Kaiju show called Ultra-Q AND it's all free on Tubi is the closest thing to being a kid on Christmas morning.

'I Saw The TV Glow' is really phenomenal, but, damn, I wish I could forget I saw it. It stays WITH you.

I just died: South Park used the "Cry Little Sister" song from The Lost Boys in the new special and it was PERFECT!

Over the past year I've somehow developed a crush on the 'old lady' actress from the 80s Bonkers candy commercials. Everytime I see one of the commercials from YouTube my heart skips a beat.