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apparently i’m doing this again
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The Pale Space Rider @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 2 mo
batman is just an autistic billionaire whose obsessions are bats and crime fighting
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The Pale Space Rider @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 2 mo
me: *being handcuffed* kinky cop: stop saying that
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The Pale Space Rider @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 2 mo
friend: i would kill for a burrito right now me: *who really really hates his coworker randal* interesting. tell me more
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The Pale Space Rider @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 2 mo
me: looks like my secret admirer left me another note friend: what does it say? me: “notice of eviction”
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2 mo
You’re a virgin? Oh wow. This is gonna sound a little crazy but we need to throw you in a volcano
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The Pale Space Rider @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 2 mo
caught my priest at the strip club. i had no idea he was that flexible
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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 3 mo
ME: *kissing my date* OLIVE GARDEN WAITER: Gross, dude! When you're here you're family.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 3 mo
I’m my own worst enemy but the enemy of my enemy is my friend so I’m also my own best friend it’s just basic math
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The Pale Space Rider @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 2 mo
everyone at this nude beach is weirdly unfriendly and wearing bathing suits
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The Pale Space Rider @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 2 mo
to the math teacher who said i could barely count, i’ve got two words for you: stop being mean
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