The reason I can't have nice things. Glutton for Astros punishment. Minority owner of Detroit City FC. Cheap Trick Enthusiast. Consumate Deadhead. #PNEFC #MUBB #GoLeafsGo
Ladies: before you quit your high paying ad exec job in the city and move in with the handsome charming flannel-wearing Christmas-loving man who runs an adorable small business in your hometown, remember to ask where he was on January 6 👀