Dr JB Pokemon (✨🦋✨)

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Artist, Musician, 𝔖𝔢𝔩𝔣-𝔇𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢
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Go to bed Bing, your drunk

A movie that an hour in the “Oscar Music” starts playing and the people try to yell over it and they then just walk away and it ends

The most unbelievable thing happened to me today. I haven’t been feeling well so my mom dropped off some food, including a whipped cream container. AND THERE WAS WHIPPED CREAM IN IT.

With all the guns with lasers at least one persons life has to have been saved by a kitten by now

On the bright side no one can honestly say anymore Presidential debates don’t matter

I ironically want to cut the finger-tips off my cut resistant gloves and that’s going to be a challenge

At least once a week I think about how the Sheriff Deputy Mel Gibson had an anti-Semitic rant against during his DUI arrest was Jewish. When the LA Sheriff department itself is known to be Anti-Semitic. What were the chances?

Thought Alexa in my Bathroom was button activated only and forgot I changed it’s name and to computer until I watched Galaxy Quest and it kept getting into conversations with it from the other room

Bands with separate Wikipedia pages for its members is wild, but to have one for your wives?

The instructions say to use these in a different way then pictured on the front

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Okay, fine, let's try this. A month ago @ericgoldman.bsky.social challenged me to create a "best ska songs of all time" playlist that was better than ChatGPT's. So, here it is: 200 songs of ska: open.spotify.com/playlist/0wW...

Best Ska Songs Of All Timeopen.spotify.com Best Ska Songs Of All Time · Playlist · 200 songs · 2 likes

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my greatest disappointment was that i didnt see him on the debate stage tonight. CNN lies again smdh

Looking at brushes for Recip Saws and Amazon is like “why don’t you put it inside you instead”? Impressive the #36 best seller for recip saws is to put a dick on it.

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Getting high and drawing clouds ALL DAY

Would have been funnier if Jesus rose from the dead and they just made him go through the whole Passion and dying on the cross again.

The 1st rule of dating is never talk about Fight Club

Somehow another writing implement I have no idea how I got and doesn’t seem to exist, and I’d like to get more Anyone have any info on it?

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in the end i have a little ladder

I’m about to break

One of these is not like the other

Sherman was pretty Metal

You can get Zip Ties that are reusable, and ones that have screw mounts; but somehow never both combined when it would make a ton of sense.

I wonder what shoe size my dick is. Do you think I could get Foot Locker to check?

Well that’s frustrating

I should call her

When you are sick of trying to scrub the weird stain on some of your plates out. (Amazed these 15 year old cheap IKEA plates paint holds up to this when the marriage they were a wedding present for only lasted 3)

Resisting the urge to go out to bars and very seriously tell everyone individually that I am NOT a time traveler for the future.

Great spot for the mounting point on a giant power strip

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Marvel superheroes by Moebius

I love Red/Blue Pencils and really want to try this one, but I can’t find a single reference to it online, even on rare pencil sites and might feel bad if I waste it.