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Tom

@twah.io

I write code


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it’s a good weekend
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The smartest ideas often seem the simplest. If I was dragging shit in a sled a few thousand years ago and my mate was like "check this out, I call it a wheel" I'd be like ok cool yeah that looks useful thanks
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in the context. straight up “fallin out of it”. and by “it”, haha. well let’s justr say. coconut tre
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i do all my talking to people on the internet at 2am, right after my final sweep of the social networks and it would be rude to reply and then just go to sleep
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penguins are birds of prey
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This is my world and I'm literally just doing things in it
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🫵 🫵↔️🫵 🫵 ⬇️ ⬇️ 🫵➡️ 🫵🫵 ⬅️🫵 dw
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Imagine a trolley running on a track on a conveyor belt. There are 5 people tied to the track By turning the conveyor on you save nobody but you do get to move the problem further down the track Do you flip the switch
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ridding my balls of plastic by stuffing mushrooms down my urethra
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Who did I vote for 1️⃣ Labour 2️⃣ Conservative 3️⃣ Reform 4️⃣ Green 📊 Show results Labour 2️⃣ Conservative 3️⃣ Reform 4️⃣ Green 📊 Show results
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Who did I vote for 1️⃣ Labour 2️⃣ Conservative 3️⃣ Reform 4️⃣ Green 📊 Show results Labour 2️⃣ Conservative 3️⃣ Reform 4️⃣ Green 📊 Show results
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guy who tells you he's one of the good guys and actually is one of the good guys who's working on this?
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When I update my 🆒 list I purposely try to not look at anyone on it because I don’t want to know if my heroes have unfollowed me
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*guy working on electric planes*: as soon as we figure out how to make a flying vehicle we can start work on the energy density problem
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boobs have their own pathway through the brain
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You know when your code is getting noticeably terrible and you really should just call it a day but you don’t and then the next day you do what you were trying to do in like 10 mins because you’ve slept? I don’t remember what I was going to say. Something about my post quality Gn
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you’re not a material girl? you’re living in a material world and you’re not a material girl?
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you’re not a material girl? you’re living in a material world and you’re not a material girl?
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Someone tell NL we're all playing shit for a bit of banter they appear to have missed the memo
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I'm drowning in skill issues today.
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gf is roaming the house weilding a tape measure
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Diogo Costa is a machine wtf
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Hmu if you would like me to explain why dropping the “i” was a genius move
chomsky? hardly noam
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getting to page 2 on google used to feel like some real investigative work
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In 10 years we will have quantum computers powerful enough to complete an artificial task designed for quantum computers even faster than the current quantum computers. It’s going to be epic!
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some of you are subscribed to so many labelers your bsky looks like this