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Roll Tide/Wave, Who Dat. Donate money to your local food bank.

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I’m a moron and shouldn’t be shacking with my ex gf but god bless America.

Talked to Trim Tab’s brewmaster tonight about this new one. 9% abv and they’re selling it in sixers. “Yeah that was a mistake on our part. Those were supposed to be four-packs.”

Round 2

Love how the official city fireworks show went from Toby Keith to Lee greenwood and it’s the only time most of these white people find themselves downtown because the view is good.

Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

10 year old niece: I saw this book I really wanted to read about Simone Biles but daddy wouldn’t buy it for me. Me: That’s a $5 book and it’s on its way to my house now. If you ever want a book you let me know. Under my breath “that worthless, racist piece of shit.”

BBCAmerica doing US Marshals into Tombstone into A Few Good Men. When you see your enemies crushed and driven before you.

Jesus Christ. Fuck the Dems for selling my contact info.

Oh damn Zach Bryan dropped a 19 track album today. Can’t say that man skimps on his LPs.

They had me in the first half

British colleague slacking me today asking if I can meet with a client tomorrow morning. Lmao you think I’m working tomorrow.

My national anthem youtu.be/1ifbleDsSsI?...

Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings - This Land is your Land (live)youtu.be Live in Café Corsari. Alle optredens kan je herbeleven via http://www.een.be/programmas/cafe-corsari/muziek-1http://www.facebook.com/CafeCorsarihttp://www.tw...

Sister just snapped a cool pic of the Moab potash ponds

Today I’m celebrating Andre Agassi boycotting Wimbledon for 3 years because of their all-whites dress code. RETVRN

I would love to see the chairs behind the espn Wimbledon desk because they make John Isner’s 6’10” ass look the same height as Chris McKendry who is like 5’6

Smedley Butler is the greatest overlooked American in our history.

Fun fact:The last time a Business Plot to destroy US democracy was underway, The Times also pretended it wasnt- they have wanted this since 1930

yeah i think it’s time to cancel my wapo subscription

Saw a girl I went to high school with on a dating app and she’s definitely lying about being 32 years old. Girl you’re 38 at least.

Well shit. www.tortoisemedia.com/2024/07/03/e...

Exclusive: Neil Gaiman accused of sexual assault - Tortoisewww.tortoisemedia.com Author denies allegations by two women who had been in consensual relationships with him.

lol. lmao.

Imagine getting in your car to go to work in the morning and seeing your neighbor struggling like this. youtu.be/wMtKeUlZU4k

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Let’s make some bad decisions on a Tuesday.

lol talking to my father and he said “i left the dehydrator off my list of items I wanted” for my attorneys. Buddy I’ve had that thing since peak covid and there’s a waiting list for our jerky”

“Your father says y’all haven’t spoken in a while.” “Yeah lol last time we spoke he wished me a happy birthday on a day that wasn’t my birthday.”

I say this all the time but it comes down to fucking messaging discipline. The Republicans are good at it. “We care about our vets” whilst literally hugging an American flag. The Dems are very bad at “no you don’t. Here’s how you are bad and we are better.”

Heritage Foundation delenda est.

Trying to convince my mom not to order dreamland for July 4th. Things I never thought I’d do as a Gump.

One of my favorite pieces of Bham/Alabama history is Palmerdale and Remlap (Palmer spelled backwards). The Palmer brothers didn’t get along and each took their pieces of land and said fuck off to the other.

Been saying since it happened this one was a true inflection point. A seminal “we’re in danger!” moment.