Look, the reason we are watching these shows is the declarations. We can pretend it’s for high-minded data reasons, but it’s because we want to watch Tories having their dreams crushed in some run down sports centre at 2am. Show us more declarations! Show us more pathos!
All the chat has been bullshit as well. Hours of nonstop Reform circlejerking when they may well end up with like 3 or 4 seats, just show me Miriam Cates rugby tackle a returning officer at 4am after she's lost by 5k votes
Show me the humiliating defeat of my nasty piece of work Tory MP earlier than the scheduled 5am. I have to sleep soon and I so want to see him fuck off.
