Well, you see, when Jesus and Moses signed the Declaration of Independence at the First Continental Congress of the Magna Carta while riding dinosaurs…
I heard “Bridge Over Troubled Water” the other day, and thought about my ex-evangelical ex-boyfriend who told me he was taught that it was a drug song, because the “sail on, silver girl” line was so obviously a reference to a hypodermic needle. Evangelicals are removed from all reality.
There’s a surprise in every box. It’s shocking some times, even for people like me, who make it a priority to closely follow the ascendancy of Christian Fascism in the Anglosphere.
My parents packed me off to a Catholic school for years and I tell you that the only thing they taught me is how discriminating, vile and ignorant they can be just because you're different to their ideal.
I heard the “If you're gay you'll go to hell” too many times as a kid to believe in their god.