Tyler King: A writer lives their whole life for an opportunity like this.

A writer lives their whole life for an opportunity like this.

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Naked men save tourist from random assault in Castrosfstandard.com Justice went full frontal in the Castro last week when two nudists took down a man attacking a tourist on the street. The naked vigilantes—Pete Sferra of San Jose and Lloyd Fishback of San Francisco—w...

“Shirts 0; skins 1.”

Fantastic! This story needs more exposure.

"Headless body found in topless bar," but wholesome.

The fact that the assailant's name is "Zero Triball" is also fabulous. I need to use that for a game of some kind.

The names of all the main characters are impressive (apart from the somewhat underwritten Leo). Zero's weapon of choice was also rather original.

This is the kind of brand awareness Philz Coffee is really looking for

I cackled at that line

It’s all about boundaries.

5 stars

"five guys arrested after fistfight at Five Guys" level zinger

Finally some real journalism.

My favorite in this genre was a police blotter item in the Cook County (MN) paper many years ago. "A group of crossdressing nudists were issued a warning and ordered to disperse at Temperance River State Park." Were they wearing wigs? Big hats and Jackie-O sunglasses? 🤔

That is one high-quality thumbnail.

Solid photo editing, too.

not all heroes wear capes

great example of how conflicted and ever-changing a concept privacy truly is

Like I completely get it. It sounds silly on its face but I get it.

i read that yesterday and my brain didnt perceive it as ironic in any way lol

Look at my privates, but please respect my privacy.

the nudist's name is Fishback?? incredible

I have not yet earned my wings on bsky to really go full out WTF??? But really, WTAF?

This is good.

I can't stop watching the video. So oddly comforting!

Yup, my favorite line, too!

🤣

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