Self-deprecating ghost

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I have no money. I play the piano.

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As much as I would have loved to be in music, as I thought would be the case in high school. I realize in my "adulthood"(snort laugh) that's not the case. I would have loved to be a cartoon voice actor. Voice actor? Sure. But I yearn to be a character. That's not working. That's art.

whenever i'm playing a game and there's a cemetery in it Im like, come on. can i please leave work at work

I really love it here. Promise. Not that it doesn't have its imperfections. For instance, I've been able to keep a file for images I get off of here called "Boomer Humor". But you know what? I'll take it!

Knowledge: knowing what caramel is Intelligence: knowing caramel isn't used to caramelize onions.

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Female bodybuilder, 82, beats home intruder so badly he had to be taken to hospitalabcnews.go.com An 82-year-old award-winning female bodybuilder turned the tables – literally – on a home intruder and beat him badly after he broke into her house.

It's funny how happy & functional i was when I wore rose colored glasses, Vaselined with nostalgia, and regressing memories. & I probably chose the worst time in my life when I finally opened my eyes to the truth, too. But hey, I'm gonna take these 2 gummies, puff, & forget to remember for a little.

I'm not 💯 anything, even though I feel I lean to the alternative/goth side of aesthetics. The goth in me will slip out every now & again. It confuses people. I feel MY aesthetic is very... in the process of trying to describe it, I became catatonic & after coming to, I no longer wanna talk about it.

If your cat looks like my cat, stop posting pictures of them. My cat doesn't love me & I don't need everyone rubbing it in my face.

America in a couple of yeara.

TW: police violence during protests in Kenya: youtu.be/7KrYbGNtXqM?...

How Kenya’s protesters faced death to hold their leaders to account | Close Upyoutu.be When Kenya’s Gen Z came out onto the streets of Nairobi, they hoped the government would listen to them. Instead, the police responded with tear gas, water c...

Daily. & yet, for some reason, it confuses me when ppl aren't caught up on all the horrors. "What do you mean you don't want to hear about another shooting, outbreak, or abuse of political power?" Ignorance is truly bliss. I just think bliss is overrated without information.

#News #currentEvents #sanity

Nah... you're showing me your chewed up cables because YOU did it. Don't go on the internet & show a picture of your pet & cable, & tell me they did it. I will not fall for your propaganda.

It's fun meeting a self-aware narcissist. Even though they think they're covering up this fact, they feel they know more than everyone & the smartest person in the room & that still seeps out just a bit. Suble condescension. Body language. Audible sounds of judgment. It's like playing "Among Us".

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about once a week, i have to explain to someone on the phone that the police have no obligation to do anything for you and, even if their refusal literally leads to your murder, the courts have been clear that there's no case to pursue

A man has been using Facebook to terrorize his ex and their children. He brags about it: “I want her to worry about who’s waiting on the corner.” But police do nothing and nobody seems to take it seriously. Chilling story from Stacy St Clair and Joe Mahr www.chicagotribune.com/2024/07/07/f...

How one man uses Facebook to frighten his children's mother and why police do nothingwww.chicagotribune.com An analysis of data from nearly two dozen Illinois police departments found police rarely arrest people for electronic harassment, even as complaints increase.

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Considering it's Paltrow, she fed him something that made his insides, outsides.

You may think you have had bad diarrhea before, but have you ever had it make national news?

If you've been gaming with a headset through your childhood, you may have dents in your skull from headsets. No lie

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Did you know that Trayvon Martin was interested in aviation & space? Working in the aviation industry? That he had his own flight suit from NASA? The Exhibit set to end/close in August, 2024 #AfroFuturism Go see it before it does

Trayvon Martin’s Flight Suit Will Be Displayed At This New Smithsonian Exhibit | Essencewww.essence.com

It has got to the ironic point that if you're a cellphone provider & didn't have the "can you hear me now?" guy in a commercial at some point, you're a dork. The CYHMN guy has become the pinnacle of cell service & he's B A N K I N G off of it. That lucky ducky 🐤

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need more everett true comics imo

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fuuuuuuuuuck i love pineapple

The continuity in cartoons, especially ones with viewer discretion, is so random. They reference & call back to weird times & ignore other past events. Idk if they do it bc it's easier to write or bc they can't remember EVERYTGING. But I guess if there's no plot holes for that particular episode...

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A hill I will die on: all white-collar crimes are violent crimes. It's just that the violence is removed from the perpetrator because the perpetrator is wealthy.

Holy. Shit. They're literally saying Trump's felonies aren't that bad compared to the "real felonies". Bear in mind, they're ignoring J6 and "gimme 12000 votes" call and the stolen docs. We joke, but this is literally Newsmax copy.

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Trump: I don't know anything about Project 2025 Here is a list of all the Trump officials who authored the Project 2025 blueprint, Mandate for Leadership. 25 of 36 were part of the Trump administration. project2025istheocracy.substack.com/p/project-20...

Maybe less people would use them if they were called fireWOKEs

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“Believe me.”, #EditorialCartoon by Dennis Goris on brand X. Please support the publications that employ Editorial Cartoonists. Link to original cartoon, as found online: x.com/DennisGoris/status/1809707927441215627

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Textbook authors told climate change references must be cut to get Florida’s OK The directive appears similar to requirements the state imposed on math and social studies textbooks said to include “critical race theory” and “social justice” material www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/07/05/t...

Textbook authors told climate change references must be cut to get Florida’s OKwww.orlandosentinel.com The action appears similar to requirements the state imposed on math and social studies textbooks said to include “critical race theory” and “social justice” material. The s…

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Nightmare blunt rotation

these accounts are all still up, but you'll notice (if they aren't behind a block) they pretty much stopped posting at least several days ago they all know we know

I love music even if it makes me check if I left my turn signal on.